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I Need to Kill Something

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While it's not hunting season for any kind of serious game yet, before my surgery I need to get out in the woods and just kill something, maybe a bunny or a birdie or a squirrel, anything will do right now.

While my preferred game has always been another armed human, this is against the law except in war time and since I am not a member of the armed forces and not in a war zone, hunting another human is a huge no-no. darn it.

So I have cleaned up my 22.250 mounted a small 4X scope on it and set some rules for myself, no shots to be taken under 100 yards. Only one round loaded at the time. If I miss the one shot the target gets to live another day. If I wound it, I will load another round and finish the deal.

So look out bouncer, look out screwy, and woody, here I come ready or not.

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Reply #51 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's not nearly as funny when you have to tell everyone it's funny.
Reply #52 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am telling you all someone needs to come up with a font that substitutes for sarcasm, or humor.
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Reply #53 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's not nearly as funny when you have to tell everyone it's funny.


I'm picking up your sarcasm.
Reply #54 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm picking up your sarcasm.


Note: This was SARCASTIC!
Reply #55 from JoeUser Forums Top
See? I don't even remember if I was being sarcastic or serious.
Reply #56 from JoeUser Forums Top
MaYbE If wE TyPeD lIkE ThIs! it would work for sarcasm.
Reply #57 from JoeUser Forums Top
Too much effort. If I wanted to put effort into it, I'd research and make clear, concise points, not be sarcastic.
Reply #58 from JoeUser Forums Top
See? I don't even remember if I was being sarcastic or serious.


so do I laugh or should I be mad?
Reply #59 from JoeUser Forums Top
Charles, I recall you raining on someone's joke recently when it was posted in the "Humor" section. I'm not so sure why you are so defensive and calling Mason here being 'sensitive' when you did the same thing. I'm not saying this to create a quarrel but to just make you aware (if you weren't already).


Humor section? I haven't been there in years. Either you have the section wrong or the person wrong. I did the same? I'm comfused here. I usually notice a joke when I see one and would only complain if the joke was actually insulting, kinda like the way Col gene does it. Otherwise I am not that sensitive to jokes. Takes more than a joke to get me upset.
Reply #60 from JoeUser Forums Top

Humor section? I haven't been there in years. Either you have the section wrong or the person wrong. I did the same? I'm comfused here. I usually notice a joke when I see one and would only complain if the joke was actually insulting, kinda like the way Col gene does it. Otherwise I am not that sensitive to jokes. Takes more than a joke to get me upset.


Hey Charles, you are right I had you mixed up with someone else. My deepest apologies.

*Hangs head and walks off feeling like a schmuck*
Reply #61 from JoeUser Forums Top
(Citizen)Adventure-DudeAugust 24, 2007 17:22:37


*Hangs head and walks off feeling like a schmuck*


better than a putz
Reply #62 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Charles, you are right I had you mixed up with someone else. My deepest apologies.


It's cool. I don't mind people holding others to their words or mistakes after they go around criticizing someone else after they did it themselves. I do it to the old clueless one all the time.
Reply #63 from JoeUser Forums Top


It's cool. I don't mind people holding others to their words or mistakes after they go around criticizing someone else after they did it themselves. I do it to the old clueless one all the time.


Thanks for your forgiveness and understanding.
Reply #64 from JoeUser Forums Top
I HATE SMILEYS, iF I COULD KILL THEM i WOULD!!
Reply #66 from JoeUser Forums Top
After all this writing about killing something I find the need to do it has left me, so after cleaning my weapon, I put it away.