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OMG! I need serious help. URGENT!!!

OMG! I need serious help. URGENT!!!

Diet? For Valen's sake...

This is a nightmare. I'm on a diet and I haven't had any chocolate for a week, A WHOLE WEEK! I'm nearly crawling up the wall. What should I do?

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope...

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Reply #26 Top
OMG! I need serious help. URGENT!!!
Well Fuzzy since you put it like this, I'll give it to you as straight as I can. First of all, you remember when you were a teenager and you told mom and dad uh-uh not me I don't do that. And finally, when all your denials wouldn't work anymore because your parents busted you so many times even you realised you weren't believable, you either gave up and played it straight or, you said I'm gonna do it if I want to. Well basically that's the same problem we all face. So.... either pack your desk drawers at work with chocolate and fake it with the one and only (and get busted eventually), tempt her into giving in and have some forbidden fruits (chocolate) with you (mmm where have I heard that before), suck it up and tough it out, or admit to her your spineless, weak and only human. By the way, if it helps any, I'm munching on a genuine Alpine Swiss chocolate bar with hazel nuts. Hmmm is it ever good. Later.   
Reply #27 Top
Two kinds of Toblerone. Dark. And Milk. Swiss. Little pieces. Snap off one at a time. Got two pckgs. of each right here. Hmmm...maybe I should freeze 'em. Hershey's syrup and whipping cream in the espresso. Home-made chocolate pudding. C. pie w/wh. crm. on top. Fudge. Decadent, rich fudge. Ben & Jerry's New York Super Chunk... ...nah...can't quit just yet...   
Reply #28 Top
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.... Sorry, couldn't help it with this thread title. I naturally assumed you were a 12 year old, absolutely 100% desperate because he/she wasn't able to apply a skin.



Chocolate? You don't need chocolate! Chocolate tastes horrible, it is bitter. Cadburrys is just plain evil, really oily tasting with a hint of old cardboard to follow.......

.... not like the smooth, creamy Swiss-Chocolate, with its rich cocoa taste....mmmmmmhhhh.
Reply #29 Top
Another idea, covertly bake a 500gram bar of Cadbury's into one of those low fat, low joule cake mixes Weight Watchers put out ....then you can impress her with your resolve to diet while eating your cake & having your chockie too.
Reply #30 Top
a thought Fuzzy if you want stop eating chocolate don't read this tread anymore
Reply #31 Top

Ha! Doesn't matter what you all say, the effort is worth it. This morning I was 1lb under 14st. That's the first time in the last six years. Seven years ago, just before I became ill and was at my fittest (serious mountain biker), I was 11st. It would be nice to get back into my 28" waist Levis   

So, the drop in weight and the way a certain lady thinks of me is incentive enough   

Reply #32 Top
Fuzzy's gonna get some bootie...
Reply #33 Top
Fuzzy's gonna get some bootie...


Reply #34 Top
... not to worry man , I got's yer back , I'll eat 'em all !!!
Reply #35 Top
chocolate enema!


Wouldn't that be redundant?
Reply #36 Top
Wouldn't that be redundant?


  

Seriously though Fuzzy, I'm on a bit of a weight loss thing now too.. keep up the effort!
Reply #37 Top
A dddddiiieett!  OMG!  I can't even say the word.  Try diet chocolate.  If that won't work start extracting some ingredients.  Or better yet add your own.  But hey, haven't you heard the good news yet - dark chocolate is suppose to be healthy.  Oh my what a delimma - to chocolate or not to chocolate, that is the question (I believe that was a tidbit of the past - he must have had to make that decision to.)  I seriously feel your withdrawals.  Just hide all the wrappers, avoid pictures on the internet, and get rid of all your hidden stash. 
Reply #38 Top
Fuzzy my thought for you a diet is hard. I have lost 20 kilograms since one year so i know...
Reply #39 Top
So, the drop in weight and the way a certain lady thinks of me is incentive enough


Good on you, Fuzzy, and all the best with it...if you're feeling good about yourself, then that's all that really matters, cos the rest will fall into place in due course.
Reply #40 Top
for starters..........WWW Link

Cadburrys is just plain evil, really oily tasting with a hint of old cardboard to follow.......


thank God......someone with tastebuds.....

Cat's have more proteins!

if you must.......



if you want to keep this craziness up... ......something that can get you over the cravings is Atkins Caramel Nut Chew.....about the only diet choc I've tasted that passes for normal.....tastes alot like a Snickers.........look in health food shops although they are now starting to stock the range in supermarkets here...WWW Link

more in the range to try.....WWW Link

good luck........give us a weekly update on your losses.....that'll help...  
Reply #41 Top
I have lost 20 kilograms since one year so i know...


      
Reply #43 Top
sorry Sydney i can't tell you how

(if i tell you this here Fuzzy could be lose his mind for the good )
Reply #44 Top
If you really can't do without, try dark chocolate, not milk chocolate! I feel your pain, did it for a week myself, that was enough!
Reply #45 Top
Hey Everybody! They have Chocolate Winky's in the Personal Page elite thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #46 Top

Here's why I'll never understand women. Lucy was the one who said I should go on a diet, yet yesterday she brought me a 250g bar of chocolate...

One of life's mysteries is how the female brain works   

Reply #47 Top
Here's why I'll never understand women. Lucy was the one who said I should go on a diet, yet yesterday she brought me a 250g bar of chocolate...




One of life's mysteries is how the female brain works


I agree a lot with that Fuzzy but don't forget that she think the same of mans
Reply #48 Top
a little reward along the way for being good!....what's so hard to understand about that?.......
or perhaps testing your resolve!.......a bit sneaky.........
or deliberate sabotage to sound out your level of diet commitment.......
or maybe just plain feeling a little guilty about being forward in front of everyone in the first place?.......
multiple choice.......or maybe all of them?......don't see what's so confusing about us......it's easy.....say thank you and just eat the bloody chocolate......you know you wanna.....
Reply #49 Top
Lucy was the one who said I should go on a diet, yet yesterday she brought me a 250g


Probably contains a laxative to purge thy gizzards of excess calories....quite a logical thought given the circumstances.


I recently tried a nice little treat that has nil fat/low calories....a pack of yoghurt covered nuts, sultanas, raisins and currants. I think they're put out by Nestle` and are a great snack substitute for those with a 'sweet tooth'. If you can get them in the U.K, they're well worth trying out as a choc replacement.
Reply #50 Top
a choc replacement


   no such thing......
.......you must be in the early days of giving up smoking and still have no tastebuds......