OMG! I need serious help. URGENT!!!

Diet? For Valen's sake...

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This is a nightmare. I'm on a diet and I haven't had any chocolate for a week, A WHOLE WEEK! I'm nearly crawling up the wall. What should I do?

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope...

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You took that crazy lady up on her offer? Noo Fuzzy you've sold out!
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
start drinking a lot of coffee??     
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
here is an article on how to make your own 'replacement chocolate'...it has cocoa and carob' but not nearly as many calories. Not sure why your giving up chocolate , but maybe this can help. WWW Link

If it doesn't, may I suggest diabetic/sugarfree choclate as an alternative?
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Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Good Luck
I can't live without it and coffee so really good luck
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Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Very supportive pic Hankers!
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Whyever you have choosen to do this . . it's not worth it!
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
White chocolate isn't just a waste of time...it's an oxymoron....
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#1. Shot and a beer
#2. Light up a cigarette.
#3. Listen to Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones

You'll feel better!
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
The abstinence of chocolate???? No, no, Fuzzy, no amount of sex is worth going cold turkey on the chockie.
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Perhaps more caps and !!!!! ?   

I assumed the Title was mockery    omg.. ironic as it may seem and i TOTALLY didnt realize till after i wrote the post but.. im eating a Kit-Kat as I type   
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Kit-kat huh? That is so cruel...

I already drink too much coffee and...um... no beer either   

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You took that crazy lady up on her offer





maybe you'll be able to incorporate the chocolate into the sex...go fuzzy!
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
No chocolate, no coffee, no beer?  I'd rather give up the one woman.   
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Unless there are serious heath considerations diets are not an answer. Moderation in eating (knowing when to push away from the table) with an increase in physical activity, if the body allows will allow it, is the right approach.   

Having said that, if you want attention from you lady, best do what she says!!!!!!      
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
If it doesn't, may I suggest diabetic/sugarfree choclate as an alternative?


Ummm...that diabetic candy has a nasty side effect..

Back away from it fuzzy, take me word...

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Your truly living up to your nic now...I say screw the diet and go back on the chocolate...you'll be much happier. From everytrhing I've read about chocolate...it isn't bad for you....only Fuzzy Logic is.   
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
pssst...

I've heard that 'cat' is a good substitute for chocolate.
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Eat Chocolate, It's good for you. Have just one piece a day.
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Cat's have more proteins!
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Cat's have more proteins!


I ate chocolate today, so stay away from me.
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I ate chocolate today, so stay away from me.


  

That must be the PG version of the Cat-in-Mic gif. Waited 80 seconds at least for the gif ending explosion..that never came.   
Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Waited 80 seconds at least for the gif ending explosion..that never came


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