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Reply to Fix your own problems so we don't have to.. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Paul you have an outstanding point! That would be the only time America wouldnt do anything... because we have too much interest over there and though I will admit that I dont like teh idea of terrorist running around... I think in away its a problem now that we are over there then before... because as before... sure they were there but it was a small time buisness... but now that Bush decided to jump in it... now its all over the news and our prices f

Reply to Fucking Pricks.... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

hahahah Micheal... nah I dont have any anger here... Im just a typing... you know I figure the first person to comment would be migs... but you will do... no offence bro... nah I really dont care what those ppl said on the retard one... but I am seriously thinking about getting therapy for my fucking up so much Thomas

List of the Greatest Authors of ALL time in Misc JoeUser Forums

If you disagree... comment and gimme your list... 1. Dante - La Commedia Divina, Vita Nova 2. Homer - The Odyssey (the complete book not the excert we read in school) 3. Beirce - The Occurrence at Owl Creek 4. Tolstoi - War & Peace (read it 3 times and if its that good you get the point) 5. Kafka - All of Kafka (he is one of the most phenomina

Reply to i got married why ? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Hey me and Jessica are opposite like you wouldnt belive... but man we embrace that like never before... I win!... I think.... Thomas

Reply to "friday five" ... what if YOU ruled the world ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Pot..... Death...life....motherfucker... mmm tasty... fucking french! Take a shit Pot took that way Letting that asshole sign my yearbook crack... I still cant get that permanat marked off my fucking arse Thomas

Reply to A Joke For The Girls in Humor JoeUser Forums

I swear to god you guys are gonna mke me hear about this... and shes not lying about the skin thing... she already told me that one up front

My Favorite Word... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Fuck! What the fuck you fucking think it fucking was? :P Thomas

Fucking Pricks.... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

What you think this is about? Okay you read my girls piece and it was really tongue in cheek and sarcastic... but this aint... someone might wanna gimme a few clues.... Whos a fucking prick here.... I mean hey I realize that I have humor in here and seriousness in here too but what gives... someone tells me my titles are objectionable... They must have mi

Reply to [email protected] in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

ummm... ummmm... ummmm... I found the love of my life in a chat room... and Im DAMN proud of it. Thomas

Reply to whip me. beat me. just don't laugh and drop the phone ;) in Humor JoeUser Forums

Okay Migs... Im starting to wonder about you now.... Thomas (gothic's man)

Reply to "This bottle was proudly assembled..." in Humor JoeUser Forums

... I happen to work in that factory damn it.... not really but it would be kinda fucked up if I did now wouldnt it.... Thomas

Theres Just Something About That Green Carpet in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well this is my first return to humor after a bit of a serious stint at serious articles... you can thank my girlfriend for this one.... I went to get a glass of water the other night because that pretty much what I drink these days... and no Im not on some fucking diet... if I was I would look like an etheopian... anyway as I was at the fridge getting my wa

Reply to Sweet Tooth Leads To... in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Who gives a fuck about catching flies? Kill 'em!!! I do... cause its fun... Im like a kungfu master at catching stupid insects... wait a minute this aint about fly catching what the fuck am I doing commenting on this shit... personally if you want teh truth about something ask me... Im not no sugar coater... if you suck you will know it... I dont need to tell you.... DIE WITH HONOR! And Micheal right women are pains... specifically pa

Reply to -_- ~Just a thought in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Heya Trin long time no see... I dont personally know what to think of myself when it comes down to it... to me Im just here... I put a lot of faith in my girlfriend which this piece sorta decribes... because she IS so amazing... but me nah Im not really that kinda person... I normally run at teh mouth and dont really say shit your gonna remember for more than 5 minutes and then forget.... Well Like I said on another bloggers comments... Just keep

-_- ~Just a thought in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You know I think there is a time in everyones life where someone teaches them more in a few months about themselves and people around them than they could learn in a lifetime. Those kinda people are truly special, they have such large hearts and see the world so plainly, they are truly amazing, granted they will never admit to it, not to you, not even to themselves. T

Reply to Walk down the street w/ a sandwich board saying "I'm single" in Misc JoeUser Forums

You know I was in your same position once... but I didnt let shit stop me, yeah I was down and out and shit but I didnt close the door on anything... and low and behold I found teh woman of my dreams in the most unexpected place... in a chat room, we were just talking one day and then became friends and next thing you know here we are almost ready to celebrate our 10 month anni... so with that said I say dont close any doors and dont close your heart t

Reply to Why Are Guys Such Fucking Retards? in Dating JoeUser Forums

Well for one... I do things that I know will upset her... I KNOW they will but I do them anyway... Its like I know they will I just kow it shes told me before but out of the blue I do it anyway... and its fucking irritating the shit out of me... I dont want to upset her I want her to be happy everyday.. I want her to smile and laugh and all... but I do it and its liek goddamn it why did I do that and to be honest most of the time I dont know why I just

Reply to I wanna be " Little Miss Popularity" in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think we should have gangs on JU... you know like them innercity gangs... yeah that would be sooooooooooo Cool... I would be like the leader of like ummm WestdiesJU styles yea werd bitch! You knwo that way at certains times at night you couldnt go to certain parts of JU cause you would get shot at.... or you could walk down the street.... werd... yeah yeah Okay I guess maybe its only me and migs that gets this as a piece dripping with utter sarca

Reply to Why Are Guys Such Fucking Retards? in Dating JoeUser Forums

well as for the therapy thing goes I was being serious... I dont want shit messing up my realtionship... I have found one woman that totally completes me in everyway... but I think if I am to ever get over this defeative behavior and stop messing up the relationship because I really do love her and this relationship is so wonderful that therapy really would be something that I want to do. Thomas

Reply to Why Are Guys Such Fucking Retards? in Dating JoeUser Forums

I mean do... I do love my woman

Reply to Why Are Guys Such Fucking Retards? in Dating JoeUser Forums

Mark your in Melbourne.... its not like you will know... but then again I think we all know what will happen I will eventually beat the living shit out of myself because I dont want to love that awesomely amazing woman that I do have but I fear I will The question now is should I really actually seek therapy?

Reply to A threat to the human species: in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Hey wasnt there a rat dude on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I wonder why there is only one of them... and dont blame the ooze thats my job. ADIOS!!

Reply to F**k You in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

One word.... PROZAC! Jk.... actually I use to be the same way with ppl... kinda still am I dont like them much... I wonder why... Personally I can actually only tell you one thing though it might be in your best interrest to weigh the options of this before you go ahead with it.... Tell them to literally fuck off... I did a few times and it worked... as for the fairy thing... tell them to take (what ever they seems to be really inter

Why Are Guys Such Fucking Retards? in Dating JoeUser Forums

Suprise! I'm a guy! And now I'm gonna pretty much rant and rave about it and why we are fucking idiots. No I'm not a feminist, so all you bull dykes can foget it I'm not switching teams. I've been in this situation before, you piss off the love of your life, be it girlfriend, fiancee, wife, or whatever it maybe if you're homosexual instead of hetero. Anyway you're in

Reply to Realisation Crashing In in Misc JoeUser Forums

No baby... your not alone... you have me. I will always be here for you. I love you. Thomas