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Jessica I have one thing to say to you... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I love you. I know I tell you like 20 times a day, but, I do.

Reply to Cheerleaders and Schoolgirls in Uniform in Blogging JoeUser Forums

hahahahahahaha... and everything Gothic or Jessica said was her fantacy I have... makes me wonder... if its me or shes just gets really horny about me.... as for my fantasies.... you would have to ask her.... she knows all of the Thomas

My Own Personal Goddamn Opinion in Misc JoeUser Forums

These are a few of my personal opinions.... So if you have some beef over them comment rant rave... do what you do but they are mine... fucking all mine! On the war.... what so we dont wanna lose face and be called pussies... hello dumbasses of the world called americans... we already are by most of the world ... even BEFORE the war...I say let the fucking co

Reply to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are morons. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

morons... arent we understateing that... I mean I know individually they are smart ppl but man we ALL know when ppl get in groups they become fucking retards... in this case it only takes two of them

Reply to My thought for today.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

indeed.

A spider -- On the loo in Misc JoeUser Forums

You know most my good ideas come while Im on the crapper. Well with that said I was sitting there and I saw a little spider sitting on the wall. It makes me wonder, what posses them to sit there for hours on end. Maybe its me as a human but how can something do nothing for so long? Im just curious I guess, maybe it was the fumes. adios!!<!-- Ju-Anchor-Footer-

Reply to My thought for today.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

yes it was left that way on purpose.... Adios

Reply to she's drooling on the inside in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Yeah Im with my baby on this one... personally I would have let her eat all the bullshit up in one swift scoop.... oh yeah Im nailing him what of it... you know destroy her ego a little bit thats what I would have done but her I been in that situation before... but hey thats just me Adios

Reply to Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hey Suspeck its a joke dude its not a serious article on fucking someone in the ass... damn it you ppl Gothic is the only one that got it

Reply to Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Jesus Fucking Christ... I wasnt asking for advice on how to go anal with her man damn it... we have both agreed no anal.. oi vie! adios

Reply to Center Reflections in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Personally in away I think I am afraid of change... other wise I wouldnt have written the piece I guess well heres to change I guess Adios

Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Okay I am sorry to inform everyone that has posted on this article and or read it.... but the only that seems to have gotten the joke was my gf.... you ppl need to think about it... I made a fucking list of names for the asshole... jesus fucking christ ppl this was not a serious fucking article about anal sex for the love of mary cant you ppl see that? And it

Center Reflections in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

As I look around my room, look at all the things on the walls, I take notice of something. I hate change... sorta. I see so much... shit to put it plainly. Things that have been on my wall for months and months at a time, they have no point in being there but they are. I have a little booklet thing from Texas A&M - Commerce on my wall, its from undergrad English, yeah

Territorial Pissing Rights in Dating JoeUser Forums

You know I have seen many a fight in my short twenty-one years on this earth. Especially in high school, I seen fights in the lunch room, out side, inside, after school, during it, before it, at the foot ball game ( I only went to one game) and out of all the four years I was there I only saw two fights with guys involved, the rest were females. Its really am

Reply to How you know you have found true love in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Well Blue if you can tell me why you love your wife and I do mean in all her entirety then you have the right in my book to be called god. and thanks everyone for the comments... I got a new article coming up soon... so look out... Adios. Love you sunshine

Reply to Feeling Down in Misc JoeUser Forums

Okay Little Miss Misery... how about this one... grammy will be okay she was okay the last time too when you worried too much, and as for you, you will be right fine soon enough baby. I love you and you will always be my sunshine even if you are down a day or two. Even thought you are truely and amazing woman, you still deserve your down time just like the rest of us. Love you babygirl Thomas

How you know you have found true love in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

If when you are asked why you love that person and all you can say is, “I don’t know.” Because you can name a thousand different things about them but you bring it to one apex reason, you will never know it. You never will, you’re not meant to. That’s why love is love. You know its love, you feel it, but you don’t know why. If you did, or do then you need to reth

Reply to I Am Just Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Illusivedreamer.... would it suprise you that I am the one that pushed her to publish her first article on here... she was a bit shy and I do mean shy as in she really didnt want to do it... but finally convinceing her to do it she published Guerilla Toilet Tactics... and from there has been writing more and more... and as you guys can see she really is one HELL of a woman... just keep ya damn hands off... shes mine all mine mwahahahahahahahah!!! Anywa

Im back.... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Okay Im back I was away for a good bit there and I may still be away more than you think until I get my comp back. Yes I realize this in fact does blow donkey balls. BUt I dont mind because I get to talk to my babygirl, and thats all that matters right now... I know she had to rack upa damn near fortune in phone cards... a long term relationship combined with long dis

Reply to About time I introduced myself in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Mark... you bugger.... Thanks guys for giving my baby such a warm welcome. Adn I might add, that I am very very very proud and amazed at all that my baby has done and will do in the future no matter what it is she does. Love you sweet pea -Thomas

Reply to Aussie Dreaming in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Babygirl, you know I would read them but hey thats just me... the a la boyfriend hehe he... love you babe. -Thomas-

Reply to 100 Things That Capt. Cornbread Wants To Do Before He Dies in Humor JoeUser Forums

Damn it must be a GLOBAL tradition to fuck with teh french teacher.... ours was short with a firey temp... so I would sit in the front roll of the class and ask all kinda weird shit... none which had to do with anything FRENCH related...unless you want to count the lunch menu. But you get teh point I had more detentions come out of that class than any other. She left the high school at the end of the year. We won. We asked what was her reason

Reply to FUNNY SHIT HERE in Misc JoeUser Forums

Steve Irwin needs to be bloody ate already... thats coming from an American, who dates an Aussie. Strangely enough most wish he would too. => As for teh aussie addition... marvelous... damn but so fucking true its not even funny. Adios

Reply to KFC--It's Kentucky Fried, Not Kitchen Fresh in Misc JoeUser Forums

Id would almost say they are more greasier and quicker to clog our hearts.... I love KFCs death chicken! Adios