I lost my W-2 from the video store that fired me. I know, negligence on my part. Consider me chastised. Anyway, I called ShDianne today and asked her if she could copy my W-2 and I'd be in later to pick it up. She said it was no problem, she'd have it ready in half an hour, and I figured it wouldn't be. Unfortunately, I was wrong. I went in an hour later, figuring I"d be in and out. Ins
Well, if my date doesn't wear abercrombie jeans...I mean, what's the point. I've seen their catalogues.
hahaha... Ted, remember when I told you about that dream where that guy I thought was Neal stole the chick I liked, and you said I couldn't even score in my dreams...yeah, it's kinda like that. Also, to clarify, just because my date is broken, doesn't mean our date is broken (think about it) Peace
So, yesterday I asked my good friend (let's call her "ShMel") if she would like to be my date to my brothers wedding on June 5th. She accepted. It's cool, too, cause my departure date is June 8th, and I'll get to party with my friends before I go! Anyway, hours after ShMel agreed to accompany, she IMed me and told me that she had possibly broken her ankle. She was going to pick up our friend ShBrian from a party when she slipped on some ice an
haha..yeah...that's actually what made me think of this poem ;)
This is a freestyle, unedited, flow of conciousness poem that I'm writing right now. One Man Army I am a one man army And I am invincible. This is what I tell myself. I'm going to take this world by storm. Nothing is going to hold me down. Though many will try to stop me they will fail because I am a one man army. Sometimes I lose sight of this fact. With financial woes and Fears that I w
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imajinit- Yeah, I did know the rules, and I think the lesson learned was "Breaking the rules does have consequences, even if you think the rule is stupid." I've never really been "in trouble", and I think I've come to the mistaken conclusion that I'm above the laws that I think are dumb. I obviously am not. An, yes, I'm a million times happier at my new job. There's far much more to do, and I actually get to work with people. I didn't real
Yeah, I did that in High School, too. I was a senior and "someone that everyone could relate to", or whatever that means. I'm a gregarious person, and I was the first one to be "killed", at 8:45 that morning. I had to go around for the rest of the day not talking to anyone, and it was difficult for me, to say the least. It's a great program, though, and we were going to do it as an educational program when I was an RA, but it was decided that
In order to understand this anecdote, I must provide you with some recent personal history. I worked for a video store/furniture store/gift shop this fall, called "Hanson's Furniture and Appliance". I know it's a weird combination, but if you've read my past entries you'll understand that I'm from a small town, and if you're from a small town you'll understand businesses that are seemingly unrelated being all smashed together. What d
yeah, it's me, I forgot to sign in. And I guess there was that one time at RA camp...
I'm leaving June 8th. But, Ted, chances are I'm going to be in the cities over St. Patty's...I feel we may need to imbibe some green beers. Any thoughts?
Today I threatened to put my boss in the hospital. Really, I did. He was doing a hospital order, where the hospital gives us a list of food they need and we go around the store and shop for it, then deliver it to the hospital. It's a nice thing to do. Anyway, I asked him what he was doing. He said "Just doin a hospital order. Wanna toss that soup in the cart?" to which I replied "I'll throw YOU in the hospital." This is the
Who said I was sober when I was reading? Sheesh!!
Here I sit, 2 am on a Saturday, and I've just finished Stephen King's "Wolves of the Calla: The Dark Tower V". Here are my thoughts, in brief. First off, great book. If you're not familiar with the Dark Tower series, you should be. It's Stephen King's greatest, most far-reaching work, encompassing (at least in part) half of his novels. It tells the story of Roland Deschain, las of the Gunslingers and his obsessive quest for the Dark Tower, the
Thank you LaVoix! I really don't understand why everyone gets hung up on this 'points' thing, especially seeing as how (thus far to my observation) they do two things: Jack and Shit. I come here to blog because it helps relieve the stress of my day...some days i"m not that stressed, or don't have anything to write, so I don't. It's like a journal, it's theraputic. It also helsp you hone your writing skills. Abraham Lincoln once said "Of course I keep a
I'm not taken! But..er..there's probalby reasons for that. Damn.
Hey, thanks for proving your own self an idiot, Mr. Muggaz. I was employing a literary device known as "sarcasm." Look it up. It's fun. And actually, you can tell the difference. English tend to me darker haired and eyed and have bad teeth, and Australians are criminals. Scandanavians, as far as I can tell, are pretty much perfect. Seriously, though, there are obvious differences between the people. I'm not saying that you can tell ev
Is "plectrum" what you weirdos call a pick? That's all I could figure out. Pearl Jam has been my favorite band for as long as I can remember. They were also the first concert I'd ever been too...no crazy lights, no elaborate stage set up...just the band and the power of their music. I recently saw them again, this summer, and it was the same...the whole night I was in a state of bliss. I even became "That Annoying Guy Who Has His Hands In The
Hey, yo, what's wrong with being a peasant? Surely you, Petey-boy, in your infinite wisdom, understand that it is peasants who allow you to live in the fashion of which you've become accustomed. Also, there are a lot more peasants than Petey-weeties, and they (we?) could start an uprising.
It happens every Spring, here in the north. The air warms, the sun starts to shine, the snow melts and squirrels come out to chatter to you about how the past few months have been for them. Smiles appear on even the most dour of faces, and lawns that haven't been seen in 4 months stop by, like an old friend for a chat. And then BAM! Temperatures drop again, the sky goes gray and unloads 6 inches of snow on the heathen ground. The clouds roar t
Dammit! How do I make html work on this mofo?
Um, not true, Muggaz. The majority of us are Scandanavian...which is not in England. SHAM!!! [quote] So you're the culprit! Even here in MI the sun is tentative as a hummingbird... gosh what did you say to it? [/quote] I just shook my fist at it and yelled "HOOOOOGAAAAN!" in a very menacing voice.
Hmmm....maybe I should put Copyright Christopher Unfairman Beal 2004 at the end of all my posts, eh, Fawn?
Listen here, Petey! SuspeckTed and I come from a little place called Minnesota, where we don't neccesarily go withouth sun for 4 months, but where I'm from the temp didn't raise above 0 F for 3 months, even when the "sun" did rise. Tedsky, I admit that it's my fault that the sun hasn't come out for 4 days. It came out, and I yelled at it cause I couldn't see when I was driving, so I think I scared it. So even if this isn't all my fault, it st
haha...yes, yes I did mean that. But only if Joey Lawrence took a part as a drunk vampire.