Phantom of the Night

The Mysterious Monoliths in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Well it is currently 3am. I have not yet read the short story for my English Lit exam, but who cares there's plenty of time! It can wait til....when? MONDAY?!?! Fuck beans. Fuck them right in the ear. So little to do, so much time. Wait. Strike that. Reverse it. If only I knew what I was doing up at this ungodly hour, then maybe my head wouldn't hurt. I need some Velarian root, or if I can get my hands on them, Red and Blue Tuinals, Lipstick Red Seconals. After paying $18.00 for a r

Still not gettin it. Okay Okay Okay I got it! I got it! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It’s that time again. Rants and raves about my surrounding world. While some will be quick potshots, others may seem to ramble on forever. Let’s get started shall we. I figure we’ll start on a good note, seeing as how there’s only one. I am hear to preach the sheer greatness that is “Winamp Media Desktop.” It plays files, movies and all the other crap, but what puts Winamp on the higher shelf, are it’s visualizations. It’s not the colours or designs, because Windows

They Call Me Gustav Graves. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It is only in the wee hours of the morning that a person can truly peer into their soul, and see just how screwed up they are. I have now diagnosed myself as, no longer being a FADDS - Frequent Attention Deficit Disorder Sufferer, but a “ Media Junkie.” Films, TV, Music, I need it all. I discovered this after I thought about my dependancy on music. While I was thinking about this I realized that I was watching the same damn Informercial for those fancy knives. I can vividly remember the Roc

Soundtrack Reviewin' in Music JoeUser Forums

Blactacular indeed. In my Bone Daddy withdrawl, I have found myself listening to the soundtrack over and over. I’ve found that this kind of music is universal, especially the title track. No matter what you are doing, this music goes to it. Whether I’m look for jive as I enter a subway, or if I’m cutting some bad ass green peppers. It’s got good rhythm, and an amazing bass line. Since I’m a theme whore, “Titles Struttin’” (a must download) will be a long lived favourite along with my Beavis and

Top 6 Reasons Why I like Fuzzy Dice in Blogging JoeUser Forums

6. they are excellent makeshift breasts in costumes 5. they’re fuzzy 4. they have the power to turn any car into butt ugly 3. there are two of them 2. they make a good pillow 1. they make monopoly more exciting

Return of the LOTR in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

This just in, 3 days ago. Famous Player’s Toronto Paramount theatre is the top-ranking theatre in North America for Return of the King. Paramount has also set a new box office record, reaching $50 million in only 33 days, faster than any Canadian theatre ever. In light of this news, New Line Cinemas, in association with Alliance Atlantis, have decided to create a documentary of the phenomenon that is the LOTR: Trilogy and it’s relations with Canadian theatre. From what we has been leaked out, th

That Coloured Chalk Was Forged By Lucifer Himself! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well Leaside, itself, is in shambles. Snow is blocking many side streets, cold winds are slicing down the streets like renegade razor blades, and that just happens everyday. On top of that there is the recent renovation to Laird Dr., the busiest Leaside street, second to Bayview (cause Eglinton doesn’t count, it’s an actual street). Along Laird, there are large metal slabs, which become dangerously slippery once ice freezes on them, and little, metal, circular holes. Construction has been going

Damn! That was like 4 days Ago! in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

When i say we forgot, I actually meant we were busy. And when I say we, I mean me.Well wait no more, it is time. Bone Daddy and the Fourth Reich is a blaxploitation film, interspersed with many, sometimes subtle, references, to the world of Matthew Brown, the director, writer, producer, actor, and omnipotent overseer. Released through IBP, Infinetely Brown Productions, it is the latest film that I have become obsessed about. The Wall i

I'm Free! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

High School is Over. Not another class.

Reply to I don’t pop my cork for every guy I see! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

There seems to be a long series of sexual titles developing........

Last High School Essay! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It's over. All the school work for my regular high school career.......is done! And just like how grade 9 began, i made myself sound very pompous on the simplest of subjects. This essay was for Food and Nutrition on Lactose Intolerance, and yet I produced sentences like: "This is the independent variable that regulates how much dairy products a person can consume." and others like "While the conception of lactose intolerance is still not mapped out, there are a few known causes." Just

The eerie world of Joeuser. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If Joeuser was a haunted house, that column on the right would certainly be a ghost, fucking with your mind every chance it gets. It taunts you with the top articles and users, making you want to be better, more popular. It also reminds you what everyone else thought of your writing. But tonight, it's sending me signals. Insignificant rifts, like a pause in a ratchet sprinkler, that you don't notice until you stop paying attention to them. After posting my Wow comment, I looked over to the right

Reply to Talkin' 'Bout 'Ginas in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Is it creepy that I posted my thing, looked over, saw this title and KNEW it was you?

Wow. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

After running a search on google for an episode guide for Spiderman TAS, I was absolutely shocked to find my blog site the number one reference. This happened mainly because I wrote a long query. I eventually found the guide, but the main point is......there are actually people out there who can find me. That's both exciting, and slightly unnerving. Does that mean there might actually be people reading this?

Reply to Blog-Blogity-Blog-Blog-Blog in Welcome JoeUser Forums

(teeth gritting)

Reply to Everything's a Genital Reference in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Who da fuck are all these people? I'm watching you.

Night of Curling Future! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Friday night was one of the best nights of my life. There was nothing good on TV. I didn’t eat a fancy meal or meet anyone famous. All I had was Tink! So many lyrics to express that night. SO many movie quotes to say what I was feeling! It was a blur, but I remember everything. My memory seems to have a 70's television glow around that night. Every light sparkled, as if I was wearing a pair of those special paper fireworks glasses. The olives in her father’s olive-juiced spaghetti, seemed to be

Night of Curling Present! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

While talking about Thursday night, I completely forgot to mention the true revelation of Thursday night. While talking to Pat, the newest member to the Leaside Curling team (New Jon came in two months before him to make the ice.), I discovered exactly what seniority means at my work.Seniority has nothing to do with getting paid more, or having a higher ranking profession. Seniority is the power to change the past, just like Big Brother. (Run Winston Run!) When Pat or the senior bartenders ask m

The Night of Curling Past! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If I’m going to write in this blog, I really should do it on a regular basis. All I’m doing is making it choppy, and I hate choppy things. Choppy movies, that song “Chopping Broccoli” from SNL, Chopped chicken liver! None of it’s good, and neither is this, so I’ve decided to stop it....as best as I can. To make this blog better I’m also trying to figure out this HTML crap .I have a feeling that my need for linking is going to develop into some Scary Jeopardy Madman linkage. So far, I’ve found o

Calor. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

My new apparent goal is not only to spread the knowledge of thousands of worlds, millions of civilizations and many secrets, always with but one goal above all else to survive, (Spiderman "The Alien Costume" series was so unbelievably good. Brought back so many childhood memories.) but to also claim victory against all other joeuser bloggers by getting my name......on the first page of "Top Users." I will have my day. And it will be glorious! Funny, everytime i go to say glorious in my

I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Tink, it seems Friday will never come. The weekend appears to be getting farther and farther away, and I am slowly losing my mind. It's never the same, everything's different. Something's missing. I miss cutlery, and I seem to ache all over. (But that might be linked to something else.) I am just a new boy, a stranger to this town. Where are all the good times? Who's gonna show this stranger around? I guess it doesn't matter how long it takes, just as long as you

Reply to Under the Milky Way Tonight. in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

a little from column A, a little from column B....and uh a little from column C. well legally im 18, old to enough to do stuff, but not old enough to know what "stuff" is. I think I should also note that it has been said, many a time I might add, that my maturity is around 8 or 9. you know that age when you just start to like girls, and giggle at all the silly words like boobs. I haven't really outgrown that. I mean come on! Boobs! It's like saffron for the voice!

Over the Rainbow in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Now that the application has been submitted i can sit back and let fate take its course. I hope to God I get into an out of town university and then I can get out of this house. Why oh why am I still here? Is it just me or do Timothy Dalton and Jason Isaacs have a striking resemblance?

The Secret To Getting Women. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think that's gonna piss off alot of desperate guys, so let's say Humour, Knowledge of target's hobbies and spanish fly. All I really wanna know is, Does anyone know where I can get some Bill Nye? I don't really feel like paying the $1,382 the schools have to. I also want to know whether the people of the world, i.e.you, think it is a good idea for me to wait and try to keep my promise of not buying a dvd player until the matrix trilogy came out in a box set, or to just gi

YES!!! in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

YES OH YES OH YES!!!!! I'M BACK IN! Phew!!!!!! Last night, I decided to look at some of the other blogs on joeuser, but I was doomed from the first click. Apparently, you can’t see your own site in the listings. I’m very competitive in nature, as Tink will surely vouch, and I want to know where I am in the standings. So I decided to log out, look it up and log back in. What I didn’t realize, was that all this time my computer has been logging in automatically for me since it saved my p