Phantom of the Night

Greedy Little Photographers! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Why must all the pen-pushing, categorizing bastards, copyright their images so that a guy like me can't get some descent wallpaper? I wanted that bloody 2010 poster, but noooooo. Things have to be "legal." Wimps. If I can steal music, movies and programs, why can't I steal pictures? Once I've seen it, it's in my head. Are you all forcing me to hook up a printer to my head? hmmm. that would actually be kind of sweet. THen i could print out my dreams, and then I could stack them up and make one of

2010: The Year Me Make Contact in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Today was my day for the monolith. I woke up around 1:15, read the rest of 2061: Odyssey Three , and read the prologue to 3001. I got downstairs around 2, to find that 2010 had finished downloading. Well I have to watch it. So I did, and it was terrible. I’ve seen it before but that was 2 or

Reply to Wardell Protests Too Much in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Lunaticus Minimus has a very good point. Serj Tankian is very insightful. I also agree with Vic, doesn't Wardell live in the Joeuser universe? He seems to be the omnipotent reviewer and contributor. I am also surprised he hasn't spoken about this.

Reply to Hit the Open Road in 18 Wheels of Steel Extreme Trucker 2 in Press Room JoeUser Forums

That's the beauty of this site. Being able to say what you want, when you want, while being completely anonmyous. Blog away Padowin. Just remember.....If you think they might not like it. Say it anyways. With the freedom of the internet, and the friendly neighbourhood of Joeuser, fear no one. Trust everything.

Reply to I have to watch that part again... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I suggest Fiji. Can't get any further away before you start coming back.....You know, there are still islands in Fiji where no human being has ever set foot? Where better place?

The Chronicles of Riddick in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Well from what i can muster, it seems Riddick has been on the run for the past five years, avoiding bounty hunters, and the law. He now finds himself trapped in a war between Lord Marshal (Colm Feore) of the Necromongers, a society that is bent on destroying

Reply to Bastards! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

That's too bad. My school, however, was closed......for good.

Reply to The beginning of my blog in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Don't be so sure. My family seems normal, but everyone I know thinks I live in a looney bin. Maybe you'll go through some hilarious events in the next few weeks. Good Luck with the blogging!

Everything I've Always Wanted to Say in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well, here we go. We’re going to jump right into the pudding. Man how fun would it be to jump into a pool of pudding, but that pudding would be a bitch to clean off. I know. So I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m doing now. None whatsoever. I’m going to go to some youth employment centres and go job-hunting but other than that it looks like this will be the greatest movie bender of my life. I got the Feature magazine last week and dammit there are a lot of good movies on next

Withdraw in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I need to see me some more Bone Daddy. Every time someone asks me what I want or if I need something, I always answer with “Not too bad, Not too bad.” We only add the Thundercock for close friends. With black history month approaching, people have been planning Shaft marathons, and I find myself finding more ads involving afros, than I’ve noticed in a long time. Like a splinter in my mind, I tend to return to Bone Daddy with no visual meal for my hungry eyes. It seems one of the weird kids at m

A Guy Thing Just A Thing! in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

A Guy Thing is a hollywood movie. Get a bunch of up and coming actors, make it funny and you get some bucks. In this case, you have Julia Stiles, Jason Lee and Selma Blair involved in a plot surrounding Jason Lee. Lee is getting married to Blair, but the morning after his bacholor party, he wakes up next

Reply to Old People Make Me Laugh! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Absolutely. I thought that too, but decided maybe I was being cynical. Good to see I'm not the only one.

Cue the Music! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm just going to sit back a moment and think about that CMIYC link. That is perhaps the best link I have ever made in my journey of HTML...........yes.

Catch Me If You Can in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Damn Leo. Damn him good. Ever since Titanic came out, I have not liked Leonardo Dicaprio. Every magazine was plastered with his face, and every girl was “In Love with Leo.” So where does that leave me. Damn you Leo. I damn you now, because I’m starting to like you. <a href="http://www.dreamworks.com/catcht

Bloggin' it up on the ol' Blog Box! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well, exams are done. It's all over..........sweet. I would have talked about this yesterday but Shane and I left school promptly, for a celebration at Coronation Billiards. I got home around 5. Ate my cinnabon while I watched my first episode of Spiderman (THEY"RE ALL MINE!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!!! TIME TO DROOL!!!!). At 6, I passed out. I woke up at 8 this morning. After 10 hours of studying the night before, with about an hour of sleep, I was tired. So I sleep, but only to blog another day

Reply to Lost In Translation in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

You're informant is exaggerating. Lost in Translation is not racist. Whoever it was decided to leave out that Bill Murray's character goes onto a Bubblegum-like talk show. Every other Japanese person acts like every other white person. The only exception are the staff of the hotels. They are shown as being really nice, but that's only because they are trying to be hospitable to Bill Murray, who plays a famous actor. I assume Japan was used because everything over there is very glitzy and fast pa

Study Hour # 5 in Blogging JoeUser Forums

What the hell was I thinking when I thought, "Yeah. Kineseiology. That seems easy. I'll take it."

What A Day To Be A Postman! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

With forecasts calling for anywhere between 15 and 30 centimetres of snow over the next 36 hours, along with heavy winds and freezing rain, and the possibility of 10 millimetres of ice, I can understand why so many of them climb the clock tower. I also had my English Lit exam today. Yowza my Yowza!!! All the parts I was worried about went great, and everything I expected to go smoothly, didn't. I ended up changing the thesis for my essay twice, and perhaps my greatest exam moment....I

Old People Make Me Laugh! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Apparently the oldest bank robber in American History was sentenced on Friday, at the age of 92. Words cannot describe what is going through my mind at this point. That's just plain weird.

AND A LATE HAPPY ROBBIE BURNS DAY TO YOU ALL! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I feel that despite my horrendous amount of blog to be, I could not pass up a mention to Robbie Burns. I ,myself, am scottish, as well as Irish, German, French and Fijian (by choice, thanks to The Truman Show), but mostly a Scotsman! I even have a kilt! Wrong clan, but it'a a goddamn kilt! Ah kilt memories. I'll never forget the looks I got on the bus last St. Patrick's Day.......Well, today I returned to my scottish roots, and had a glass of scotch with my dad, as well as a glass for breakfast,

School and Satan Both Start with an S! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm blogging when I shouldn't be blogging. Currently my "break time" has expired, had to vent some energy in Vice City, and I should be studying. So I've decided to mention what I'm going to blog about in the next little while. Since I'll be busy cramming for my two exams, and my dentist's appointment, I feel that telling you what I'm going to write, will lighten the load on my chest. The upcoming topics are: (drumroll please) Review of Catch Me If You Can Revie

My Pirate Name Is: in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I have one day to read to read all of my English Literature materaial. A Coles notes book on The Great Gatsby, and a stack of paper thicker than 3 Bone Daddy soundtracks. This is not good. Oh and then I have to read a kinesiology textbook for Tuesday and memorize ALL the freakin’ bones and muscles. Nobody can memorize all of that!!! Who do you think I am? David Copperfield?!?!?!

I FLEW! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Friday, January 23 2004, I, Steve Massey, flew. It lasted less than a second, and I wasn't trying to fly, but it happened. It happened on my way to meet Tink at the bus depot (Ha! Depot. What a stupid word.). I was galloping down the steps at Woodbine station, step....step, jump 2 steps, and so forth. Now I had a bounce in my step because I was on my way to see Tink. As I reached about halfway down the flight of stairs, the subway vacuum kicked in and the outside air began to rush in behind me.

Karate Schnitzel in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think I'm going to have to pull an SCTV and toss my boob tube out the window (how times have changed, that would have been an excellent time to reference The Wall.....but i didn't. oops.). I wake up this morning and flip on the tube for some saturday morning cartoons. I'm eating my bowl of Special K, and then evil strikes again. A commercial for Special K comes on, and this woman tells me that the Step Counters are selling like hot cakes. No shit.....Wait.......Excuse me? You're not going to p

Not the Brain! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Time: 4:03am. After watching the same damn knife infomercial, and the Alzare infomercial, which I watched last night. I am officially announcing that I am going to see a psychiatrist of some sorts. I don't know when, I don't know where but I must before the summer arrives. For the other Transylvanians in the audience, I do recommend the Alzare infomercial. The product is some male enhancement tablet, but the gold lies in the premise, and the Alzare representative. Apparently if it lo