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Reply to Funny Signs From Around The World 5 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here's another from Cairo: "Imported Egyptian rice for sale." classic!

Reply to Funny Signs From Around The World 4 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here's one for your collection: from a Chinese mini-pot plant. "For insemination cover with 3 mm soil.Again water. Keep humidness.Carefully protect--wait for very pleasant and bear fruit accomplish." waiting for very pleasant and bear fruit accomplish. lots to misconstrue hehe

Reply to Funny signs From Around the World 3 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thanks a lot for these and the others...love 'em. Anytime Poison: Your signs really make my day. Thank you and I am glad to hear it, you are welcome

Funny Signs From Around The World 6 in Humor JoeUser Forums

American jeans Saudi childrens play center sign On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan: CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP! KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Reply to Funny Signs From Around The World 4 in Humor JoeUser Forums

These are hysterical! I can't imagine where they have to drive and have to remove dentures! A very puzzling sign, I cannot figure out why dentures must be removed - potholes, bumpy roads and the possibility of swallowing the dentures? Michael Graham came up with another meaning of POOP - People Offended by Offensive People!</d

Reply to Funny Signs From Around The World 5 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the laughs. Very enjoyable indeed. You are quite welcome and thank you for stopping by. The Classifieds are priceless! No used turkey for me! The toilet paper - used? Definitely a no-no.

Reply to Socks Don't Grow On Trees in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh but they do grow on trees, didn't ya know?

Funny Signs From Around The World 5 in Humor JoeUser Forums

In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A funny sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No

Reply to Battle of The Wolves in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Truth is in there.

Reply to Meet Mohamed Shoemaker... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Apart from the chrome adornments on the body of Mr Shoemaker's car (a beautiful Eagle set upon the bonnet a la Rolls Royce, and a plethora of antennas and buttons and signs (one proclaiming: Giza Taxi Number One), there are a few surprises as you enter the interior. There are, for your convenience, three rear view mirrors (can you be safer than this?), a tissue box disguised as a small couch or a small couch disguised as a tissue box (Cairo's pollution always kept in m

Reply to Meet Mohamed Shoemaker... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Apart from the chrome adornments on the body of Mr Shoemaker's car (a beautiful Eagle set upon the bonnet a la Rolls Royce, and a plethora of antennas and buttons and signs (one proclaiming: Giza Taxi Number One), there are a few surprises as you enter the interior. There are, for your convenience, three rear view mirrors (can you be safer than this?), a tissue box disguised as a small couch or a small couch disguised as a tissue box (Cairo's pollution always kept in m

Reply to Wise cooking advice(Food jokes) in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Oh very sneaky!

Reply to Gentle Collie Plays Da’Mum To Ducklings in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Hello jennifer. Who is Jennifer? Welcome and thank you for stopping by.

Reply to Lost In Translation At The Dinner Table in Cooking JoeUser Forums

Hello jennifer. ?

Reply to Healthier Vending Machines? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

I am glad they still offer chocolate bars. Hey, a girl has got to have her chocolate! There'd be a riot without it!

Funny Signs From Around The World 4 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Something tells me survival is slim! Hope the foods better than the staff No thanks! So where do the quick children play?

Reply to God has a sense of humor or AI is not there yet? in Religion JoeUser Forums

See how this one went. Me: does god have a twat? God: I don't think we can know God's motives. Me: yes or no - does god have a twat? God: Are you kidding? Are you serious? I don't think we can know God's motives. Me: yes or no does god have a twat? God: Yeah that's right. Are you serious? I don't think we can know God's motives. Me: answer the question does god have a twat? God: What was the question? I don't

God has a sense of humor or AI is not there yet? in Religion JoeUser Forums

I went to the following website … Link … and had a “direct line” to God, this is how our chat went: Brushed metal Me – hello god God: hello child what is your name?

Hatching the Easter Eggs in Wildlife JoeUser Forums

Pippa a 17 year old Cockatoo nabbed the Easter eggs that were put out for customers to eat and has been nesting with them, treating them as her own eggs. She protects the eggs with vigour and attacks those that get too close to them. Pippa can be seen in Nuneaton, Warwickshire. <img src="http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1521986.jp

Reply to Funny signs From Around the World 3 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thank you and thank you for stopping by.

Funny signs From Around the World 3 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Grrroowwll! KFC has got hot competition? It’s a cross? It’s a corner? It’s a…..ah, we know what it is not! Taki

Reply to Who and Why in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Thank you for stopping by that's a process I hope continues until I breathe my last breath! May you have many breaths before your last breath

Reply to Hiccups in Misc JoeUser Forums

"Kiss my broken Tailbone!" I like this saying!

Reply to Funny signs from around the world 1 in Humor JoeUser Forums

I should start collecting these as I see so many out here. You are a trucker aren't you? Opportunity abounds They are popular on the net. New pictures are always welcomed by readers. Betcha it snows a lot in that hell. <img src="http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-hell-f

Reply to I'm cranky....so what? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

A hug to make you feel less cranky about it all.