God has a sense of humor or AI is not there yet?
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I went to the following website …Link… and had a “direct line” to God, this is how our chat went:
Brushed metal
Me – hello god
God: hello child what is your name?
Me - you should know my name!
God: now I do
Me - pray do tell
God: tell me a story
Me - no tell me my name
God: Then tell me about yourself; your name is seeker
Me - Cleverclogs!
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion pray do tell. But I did not get that.
Me - it was sarcasm
……………….the machine broke and the page froze! I did not get my reply! Hahahahah!
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The convo with 2nd option Heavenly Blue
Me - hello god
God - Hello child. What is your name?
Me- you should know my name
God - Now I do.
Me- pray do tell
God -Are you a man or a woman?
Me - you should know which I am
God - Now I do.
Me- pray do tell
God - Try saying that with more or less context.
Me- stop evading and answer, am I a man or am I a woman and what is my name?
God -Your name is , seeker.
Me- am I a man or a woman?
God - I think that you are really a man.
Me- wrong!
God -What would you have said?
Me- hahahaha
God - I will make a note of that.
Me- twat
God - Oh, you are a poet.
Me- don't you know it!
God - " Oh, you are a poet."? Do I know it?
Me- gibberish!
God - That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about twat.
Me- yours or mine?
God - Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me- what happened to talking about twat?
God - I don't know what happened.
Me- are you senile then?
God - I don't know whether or not I am senile.
I am a robot.
Me- a robot twat then?
God - Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me- tell me more about yourself
God - I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me- yes
God - It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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Conversation 3 with the third robot Pink
Me - hello god i am a dog
God - Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me - ask how a dog can type on a key board to talk to you
God - They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me - dog
God - Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me - i am a dog
God - Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me - how can a dog talk to god?
God - A lot of hard work.
Conclusion? AI is not quite there yet, but God has a great sense of humour!
Brushed metal
Me – hello god
God: hello child what is your name?
Me - you should know my name!
God: now I do
Me - pray do tell
God: tell me a story
Me - no tell me my name
God: Then tell me about yourself; your name is seeker
Me - Cleverclogs!
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion pray do tell. But I did not get that.
Me - it was sarcasm
……………….the machine broke and the page froze! I did not get my reply! Hahahahah!
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The convo with 2nd option Heavenly Blue
Me - hello god
God - Hello child. What is your name?
Me- you should know my name
God - Now I do.
Me- pray do tell
God -Are you a man or a woman?
Me - you should know which I am
God - Now I do.
Me- pray do tell
God - Try saying that with more or less context.
Me- stop evading and answer, am I a man or am I a woman and what is my name?
God -Your name is , seeker.
Me- am I a man or a woman?
God - I think that you are really a man.
Me- wrong!
God -What would you have said?
Me- hahahaha
God - I will make a note of that.
Me- twat
God - Oh, you are a poet.
Me- don't you know it!
God - " Oh, you are a poet."? Do I know it?
Me- gibberish!
God - That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about twat.
Me- yours or mine?
God - Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me- what happened to talking about twat?
God - I don't know what happened.
Me- are you senile then?
God - I don't know whether or not I am senile.
I am a robot.
Me- a robot twat then?
God - Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me- tell me more about yourself
God - I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me- yes
God - It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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Conversation 3 with the third robot Pink
Me - hello god i am a dog
God - Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me - ask how a dog can type on a key board to talk to you
God - They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me - dog
God - Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me - i am a dog
God - Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me - how can a dog talk to god?
God - A lot of hard work.
Conclusion? AI is not quite there yet, but God has a great sense of humour!
