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10 People-Traits That Piss Me Off... in Humor JoeUser Forums

You know what's fun? Lists are fun! Everybody likes lists! You know what else is fun? Broad, unsubstantiated generalizations about people! For this very reason, I've decided to make a list of my own: 10 People-Traits That Piss Me Off 1) People that refer to people they don't know as "buddy". "Keep the change, buddy." "Sorry 'bout that, b

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Reply to Little American Company Gets Jab in at Bush Overseas in Humor JoeUser Forums

You know what, either you didn't get the point of what I said (possible), or you chose to ignore it in order to get the last word in on this little sidetrack (also possible). Either is fine with me, but allow me to quote myself: when folks want to get a point across, such as how irrelevant spelling is when replying to a blog

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Reply to I'm Takin' a Hardline, Pro-Kitten Stance... in Humor JoeUser Forums

We focus on kittens beacuse kittens are the future, as I clearly have outlined in my "No Kitten Left Behind" Plan. I also have a clearly moral plan to outlaw spaying and allow only abstinence education to the cats of the future. As for the elderly, they will be well taken care of once Feline Security is at last privatized and taken out of the hands of big government. As for the squirrels, an immoral, far left rabies-carrying species, I can only pr

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Reply to I'm Takin' a Hardline, Pro-Kitten Stance... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Uhg...here we go again with a two-party dominated election. What about the United Party of Squirrels? UPS has been victimized by cats and dogs both over the years. UPS? As if your puny little attempt at a third party has any pertinence to this election. Everyone knows your cantidate, Ruff Nader, if a dog

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Reply to Anyone wanna battle? in Art JoeUser Forums

Let the rain fall like a vein calls an 8 ball Injected in the great hall, I walk through saint paul/ Take a bus to Minneapolis, slay the capitalist Battle? Sure I'll wrap a fist around a rabid fan of bitch/ Stackin' chips and downin' Kris...so fuckin' what Insecure inside a practiced strut, the movie's over, cut/ Yer mental plane is cellophane, soul is sold For the lowest market price of gold, yer mic is gettin' cold/ C

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Reply to Little American Company Gets Jab in at Bush Overseas in Humor JoeUser Forums

ahem....iMportant.... This was intended by leaping lizard as yet another joke. A joke . You see, sometimes, when folks want to get a point across, such as how irrelevant spelling is when replying to a blog (this is not anyone's dissertation), a little thing called "humor" is sometimes applied

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Reply to Weasel Words in Misc JoeUser Forums

I might have to be proactive and purchase this book---perhaps it will increase emplyee morale and productivity . My team members must set goals !

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Reply to Peterson Trial NOT worthy of national news in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The media loves a human interest story...if it's happy, slap it onto the end of the news to make us all feel good! If it's a tragedy...latch onto it and suck it's blood for all it's worth. Get a corporate sponsor! Tragedy sells. Airtime is time to sell things to people. It's all entertainment baby...the Peterson case is a local story that made the bigtime. The hometown story that hit it big! Stay tuned...more anguish and fear after we tell you

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To the Rape Room, Batman! in Politics JoeUser Forums

What's the deal with rape rooms? There's two things I really don't doubt about them: 1) They are used to create fear and loathing amongst the American populous to garner support for the war and, 2) They exist. My question is this: why a room specifically designated for rape? Why can't the rape and the torture co-exist in the same room? Will the rapi

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Reply to Sex? Ethnicity? Birthplace? in Misc JoeUser Forums

A conversation at work led to the concept. Never mind how. I just figure a person like this would most certainly confuse the census, and anyone who confuses the census is alright in my book.

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Sex? Ethnicity? Birthplace? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Here's something you don't see very often: A half Columbian/half Japanese hermaphrodite born in Moscow on February 29th, currently living in Omaha, Nebraska and working as a postal clerk. While this is fictional, I sorta wish it wasn't.

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Reply to I'm Takin' a Hardline, Pro-Kitten Stance... in Humor JoeUser Forums

I am astonished that my competition would stoop to launching such a negative campaign. To all of the doubters out there, I have an announcement to make. My vice president is a card carrying puppy supporter. We'll see you at the polls. In the meantime, here, have some free ice cream!

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Reply to No Work On Your Birthday: Brilliant in Misc JoeUser Forums

Birthdays off?!?! That's absurd. I say, screw you, get back to work. I don't even care if it's the actual day of your birth. C-section baby? Doctor just cut the chord? Not circumsized yet? Screw you! I want employee productivity and I want it now! Get back to work, hippie. And forget about Christmas. That's just another birthday as far as I'm concerned.

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Reply to My girl in Humor JoeUser Forums

Found that Stella, huh? Good work. Have fun with her, man.

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Reply to Support the Patriarchy, Buy Her a Diamond! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Diamonds are forever. That's why, when I inevitabley die as people have a tendency to, I'm planning to be buried with as many diamonds as I possibly can. Boyoboy, the chicks are gonna flock to visit my grave! Here comes the diamond studded ghost-pimp. Look out world!

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