If Only I were President

Oh, How Things Would Change

from JoeUser Forums
If I were president
I wouldn't let you vent
I'd just take the money and run
money, money, money
Then give you one hundred
and charge you one hundred ten

If I were president
I'd fuck the whole world
What's it really matter anyway
I'd send away all your boys
To protect your precious girls
If only I were president

If I were president
Believe me things would change
It would only be the rich men that reign
If only I were president
Everybody'd be okay
Straight folk could marry
and we'd just fuck the gays

If I were president
Everyone would be equal
Besides those homeless people
We'd just let them rot
then on sunday hit the steeple
god told me to did it that way
So fuck it
If only I were president
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
As a rule: I don't care for poetry.  That said, I like this one.  It is nice and ironic.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Have a few beers, Rat? Hehe...the typos gave it away. Funny, though.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wait a minute...I think you really are president...