I've never quite understood what the general fascination is with putting a small, round, paper container filled with plant leaves to your lips, setting it on fire, and then allowing toxic, gray wisps of smoke filled with tar, carbon monoxide, and nicotine slide through into your lungs. You really should stop before you get addicted, especially since you have small children.
Yes, I'll limit what I'm saying. I don't want to be subpoenaed! (That hardly looks like a word...) It's best I don't get draw myself into a matter where attorneys are involved.
I hail from the wondrous state of NJ. Bow to me, for I am your geographical superior!
I don't quite understand this. Why has the insanity just recently intensified?
Whoever did this to you really needs to get a life and stop intruding on yours. Best of luck in shunning this intruder.
Fazznatization is never fun, especially for Fazz.
I don't have you blacklisted. You're much too nice for that.
There's another article like this in the blogging forums. You might find some information there.
How rude of me for only singling out Gideon. Congratulations to all the winners!
Gideon, I think you deserved both of those awards. Do I still get a medal for 3rd--or 4th--place in smartest?
Well, it's certainly good news to hear you're still alive! The JU experience just wasn't the same without you.
Whoa...I didn't realize this was in the humor section so I believed the first part of the article!
Moderateman, don't make me Fazznatize you!
I am at my 7th article. Actually 8th, but I was unhappy with one. I pumped out an entire 3 articles in January, my most productive month. I can't really say article number inspires me, but I wouldn't know!
I haven't gotten to know you well, but it's good to hear you're staying, even if it is just for a while.
I make sure that no one knows my beliefs unless they explicitly ask for them. That way, I won't be the rude one in telling them.
Good. I'd like to learn more about Mexico through a Mexican's perspective.
Yes, I have a pronunciation key and an etymology area, but those are not necessary for this site. I have others, but I think it would harm the English language more than help it if I added.
You won't believe this...for the past two weeks I have been writing Dictionary Fazz® ! It has 11 words in total, I think. Here are some: Rapture- (verb) 1) To make a scraping noise; rap (at); scrape, as on a door; to drag across surface in order to produce sound 2) To scrape away layers of skin, scratch at flesh; to claw at. Guamelian- (adjective) 1) Of Guam; pertaining to the island of Guam. (noun) 2) A person of Guam. [Fo
I only click on them if they have one of those things where you get to shoot the criminal. They're fun!
Hmm. I don't know. I don't view NJ as such a wonderful place that I'd want to be there forever, or even forever associated with it. But, do what you want.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I saw that special. I was more talking about being captured or spotted. It is unlikely, but the consequences would be disastrous.
But if they screw up, that's pretty much a declaration of war.
As for the Awards Ceremony: I'd like to thank the Academy (Moderateman)...
NJ, you really have to be the weirdest person I know. Take that as a compliment if you will, but whatever. Good advice, Toblerone.
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