Daily Dose of Weired and Whacky Headlines

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"Lack of Body Is a Concern"--headline, Deseret Morning News (Salt Lake City), Jan. 23

At leasst they got ahead.

"Global Experts Favor Outsourcing of Jobs"--headline, Press Trust of India, Jan. 26

Is that why we are looking at colonizing Mars?

"Police Hunt Bank Robber With Chipped Tooth"--headline, WKMG-TV Web site (Orlando, Fla.), Jan. 24

Guns would be more effective.

"Indiana Man Executed for 1981 Slayings"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 27

Charles Manson has nothing on this guy!

"Husky Women Whip Arizona 91-73"--headline, KING-TV Web site (Seattle), Jan. 27

For all the bondage lovers out there?

"Man With 11-Woman Commune Had Stun-Gun?"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 27

With 11 women, a stun cannon would be more effective!

"Police Weigh Charges Against Ark. Mother"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 30

Noah has not been indicted as of yet.

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"Man With 11-Woman Commune Had Stun-Gun?"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 27

Wonder if he was tempted to use it on himself to end his misery... LOL
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---"Lack of Body Is a Concern"---

The body should've quit while he was ahead.

---"Police Hunt Bank Robber With Chipped Tooth"---

Chipped tooth? They must've took a big bite out of crime.

---"Police Weigh Charges Against Ark. Mother"---

I hoped she wasn't charged by twos.
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Reply By: MasonM

Good to see you back!  How was the trip?

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Reply By: dynamaso
Posted: Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Yep

Let me see about some Bug ones next posting.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Wonder if he was tempted to use it on himself to end his misery...

Ohhh!  Good one!

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---"Police Hunt Bank Robber With Chipped Tooth"---

Chipped tooth? They must've took a big bite out of crime.

Damn!  I wish I had thought of the Bite out of crime angle!  Great one!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
---"Police Hunt Bank Robber With Chipped Tooth"---

Chipped tooth? They must've took a big bite out of crime.

ROFLMBO... good one!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

ROFLMBO... good one!

he is a natural comedian!