A friend forwarded this to me, and I about died laughing!  I did not know they made sex toys like that!

But the best line must have been made in a monotone voice by the spokesman:

"We like to think that shopping with us is exciting enough already."

For your monday morning reading pleasure! Laugh it up!

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I have heard of these before but never dreamed they might cause a person to pass out in the supermarket. Of course, I never expected that anyone would wear them in a supermarket.

I wonder if the paramedics tried to get her phone number. She obviously needed a little attention.
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wonder if the paramedics tried to get her phone number. She obviously needed a little attention.

Oh, I think she got a lot of attention!

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Oh, I think she got a lot of attention!

Much more than she bargained for!
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Much more than she bargained for!

I think this one would go with (I dont remember who authored it) the Displays of Public Affection?

Of course it could have been worse.  She could have been in a meeting at work when she swooned!

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That is hilarious!

I wonder where she got them.
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Think any of the EMTs took a whiff?
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This story was in The Sun (British tabloid) last year. I dunno why they're only just reporting it now....
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That is hilarious!

I wonder where she got them

Some people are not asking that question, which indicates they know!

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Think any of the EMTs took a whiff?

This is a family oriented site.  So no comment!

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This story was in The Sun (British tabloid) last year. I dunno why they're only just reporting it now....

I did not see it then!  I just found it today in the South African press when a friend sent it.  SInce I had not read it before, I was blown away and decided to share it with others.  Guess that dial-up link to SOuth Africa is very slow!

Just laugh!  Unless you know the poor lady! hehehehe

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this brings the concept of Ben-Wa balls to a new height.
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this brings the concept of Ben-Wa balls to a new height.

Ya think that Helen Hunt has some of those things left from Twister?  Woot!

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No wonder women love shopping so much.

I heard a surgeon worked on her for hours, but still couldn't remove the smile from her face.
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Dear Doc,
Not everything in South Africa is slow. However I'm glad you're getting news from there.

On the subject: I guess she came gloriously when she saw the butternuts!
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I heard a surgeon worked on her for hours, but still couldn't remove the smile from her face.

It does have its side benefits!

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Not everything in South Africa is slow. However I'm glad you're getting news from there.

I did not mean to imply that it was.  But you know the Internet and Forwards, sometimes they are very fast, and then there was this one!