'Among My Interests Are Tanning...'

Scary personal ad

from JoeUser Forums
Real personal ad: (honest!)

"Among my interests are music and tanning..."



State the obvious, why dontcha?

Is this girl well? Does she need to sit down?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
That is unhealthy. Seriously unhealthy.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cant get the picture to display!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
How do you like your prom dates? Rare or well done?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

I saw a chich who looked a LOT like that in WalGreens today.  I wanted to ask her if she thought looking like a leather purse was REALLY attractive.

These girls are going to look like hell in 10 or so years.  Don't they understand that?

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
can't see the picture
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top



Does that help those of you who couldn't see it before?

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Does that help those of you who couldn't see it before?

Very much.  But how do we know she is not dark complected anyway?  She has dark hair.

BTW:  I work with a lady who is mid 30s and leathery. As is my sister.  Neither are dark complected.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
What's sad is what does that say about you when your interests are tanning? Get a hobby or a life. Tanning consists of laying there. Why not just say one of your interests is sleeping. Talk about showing zero personality. What's scary is some guy is sitting there going - yeah, I really dig tan chicks. I'm going to contact her. Crazy.

um - giggle, my interests include brushing my hair, getting dressed, tanning - lame-o, lame
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very much. But how do we know she is not dark complected anyway? She has dark hair


I can say with 95% certainty that that is NOT her natural hair color, and that the shade of her skin is due to a tanning bed. Or a bottle. Natural tans (ones that you get from being in the sun during the summer months) do NOT look like that.

She's colored her hair and her skin. Ick.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very much. But how do we know she is not dark complected anyway? She has dark hair


I can say with 95% certainty that that is NOT her natural hair color, and that the shade of her skin is due to a tanning bed. Or a bottle. Natural tans (ones that you get from being in the sun during the summer months) do NOT look like that.

She's colored her hair and her skin. Ick.


I dunno....looks good to me!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks Dharma, it was working when I logged off on Friday.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Natural tans (ones that you get from being in the sun during the summer months) do NOT look like that.

Having travelled the world, I am not sure what natural tans look like.  But I will take your word for it.  Since the ad tends to agree with you!  I had to go back and reread the original after so long a time!

But hey!  She has nothing on you!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I work with a lady who is mid 30s and leathery

I think 'leathery' is the keyword here!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I always got comments from friends that I would look a lot "healthier" if I would tan. Well, they all have the leather look now and I don't (you don't have to take my word for it. You can see pictures of me on Brad's site). One, that I know of, even wound up getting skin cancer! That does not scream "healthy" to me.

Some people do just have naturally dark skin but those people don't usually make a hobby of tanning
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
I believe dharma is correct on at least the tan. It's way to even to be a real one. More than likely it came out of a bottle.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
A VERY cute girl, but her tan is super orange and fake. I have very pale skin, and I used a tanning booth for a few months while my husband was in Basic, and I turned brown. I don't know WHAT this chick is doing to end up the color she is.

And I agree with dharma, the hair color is fake, too. It's very monotone with no shimmer or highlights. Natural hair doesn't look that dull.

Nevertheless, she's still cuter than me, ahhahahahaha.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nevertheless, she's still cuter than me, ahhahahahaha.


Now I don't know about all that! You ain't no slouch ya know!

Now that I go back and look again. I believe that both you and D are correct on the hair! Your comment is what pointed it out. No highlights! Looks dead!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think the dress is scary enough
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I told you she was a fake. Fake tan, fake hair.....I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

Those are most definitely too small to be fake boobs. If she was gonna pay thousands of dollars for implants, she wouldn't still be President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Hair: fake. Tan: probably fake, too. But dang, that girl is dark. If that's all real, then she must be as leathery as a biker jacket.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

Fake tan, fake hair.....I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

You mean {SHOCK} She is really Cher?