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For those who don't know, bash.org lists really stupid things people say on irc. For those who don't know what irc is, well, google it already.
A few choice ones from bash.org:
trolleyfuck> Hey, nice to meat you
Caedes> I hope to god that was a typo
StaticFish> Where did I put my stick of RAM?
StaticFish> I'm losing my memory.
Happy_Dot> So my dad and I were reading readers digest, and there was this ad for some apocalypse book. It said "The end is near! Dont delay! This book will tell you everything you need to know! Hurry!" Then, at the bottom of the page, it says : please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.
dura> I really think I'm a moron.
dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
ronald_jeremy> haha, im taking this ethics certificatino thing online...they have the answers in the source code
Grid> Hey Psyko, if the world was gonna end in 3 minutes, what would you do?
Psyko> I'D SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!! What would you do?
Grid> ... ... ... I'd stand very very still.
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BUBBLES> Shit. I need a date for a new year's eve concert.
Nick> december 31st
dr00d> gd, my gf is so fucking stupid
stupid> shit, you found out about that?
Kersus· ... - ..- .--. .. -.. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. .-- .... --- .-. . ...
cronO· morse code?
Sudhra· .. / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... .- - / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / ... .- -.-- .. -. --. / -.. --- -. - / ..- -. -.. . .-. . ... - .. -- .- - . / .. -
Kersus· .- -. -.. .. .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. .-- .- .-.. -.- ..-. .. ...- . .... ..- -. -.. .-. . -.. -- .. .-.. . ... --..-- .- -. -.. .. .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. .-- .- .-.. -.- ..-. .. ...- . .... ..- -. -.. .-. . -.. -- --- .-. .
iggz· I can't believe you two are ACTUALLY talking in morse code
[ _Bender_ ]> Guys, I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... Can I still install that this year?
courtney> GOD! I hate periods!
ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
and on and on and on and....
A few choice ones from bash.org:
trolleyfuck> Hey, nice to meat you
Caedes> I hope to god that was a typo
StaticFish> Where did I put my stick of RAM?
StaticFish> I'm losing my memory.
Happy_Dot> So my dad and I were reading readers digest, and there was this ad for some apocalypse book. It said "The end is near! Dont delay! This book will tell you everything you need to know! Hurry!" Then, at the bottom of the page, it says : please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.
dura> I really think I'm a moron.
dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
ronald_jeremy> haha, im taking this ethics certificatino thing online...they have the answers in the source code
Grid> Hey Psyko, if the world was gonna end in 3 minutes, what would you do?
Psyko> I'D SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!! What would you do?
Grid> ... ... ... I'd stand very very still.
;BUBBLES> Shit. I need a date for a new year's eve concert.
Nick> december 31st
dr00d> gd, my gf is so fucking stupid
stupid> shit, you found out about that?
Kersus· ... - ..- .--. .. -.. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. .-- .... --- .-. . ...
cronO· morse code?
Sudhra· .. / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... .- - / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / ... .- -.-- .. -. --. / -.. --- -. - / ..- -. -.. . .-. . ... - .. -- .- - . / .. -
Kersus· .- -. -.. .. .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. .-- .- .-.. -.- ..-. .. ...- . .... ..- -. -.. .-. . -.. -- .. .-.. . ... --..-- .- -. -.. .. .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. .-- .- .-.. -.- ..-. .. ...- . .... ..- -. -.. .-. . -.. -- --- .-. .
iggz· I can't believe you two are ACTUALLY talking in morse code
[ _Bender_ ]> Guys, I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... Can I still install that this year?
courtney> GOD! I hate periods!
ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
and on and on and on and....
: Gene. It's subtle but funny (to me anyway)
