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Cheney during his last visit to Iraq was guarded by US troops with guns at “ready arms” while backed up by Iraqi forces pretending to be at ready arms since they had no guns. Can you guess the hidden message?

Habeas Corpus is no joke. A man, named Mann, was held for 15 months in a Dallas jail. Accused of contempt-of -court, had he had a speedy trial, the irony is that his sentence would have been only two months.

A jay walker was given a $5 ticket even though he was hit by a Toyota; his injuries were so severe that he died in the hospital. That’s a ticket that won’t be honored.

A kidnaper was foiled by twin ten year-old girls who were trained in the martial arts. The perpetrator was the girls’ martial arts instructor. He shall at least be sent to prison with a combination of humility and pride.

An enterprising bus operator charges $35 for those sadistic enough to tour what he bills as “America’s Worst Catastrophe.” So much for entrepreneurism.

The blacks worked so hard to have Martin Luther Day a national holiday, only for it to become just another sales holiday.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
A kidnaper was foiled by twin ten year-old girls who were trained in the martial arts. The perpetrator was the girls’ martial arts instructor. He shall at least be sent to prison with a combination of humility and pride.


This one made me smile.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
You made my day. I seldom get a
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cool little tidbits, Steven. All of them made me laugh, and each for a different reason. ;~D
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
These are great, steve, especially this one:
A kidnaper was foiled by twin ten year-old girls who were trained in the martial arts. The perpetrator was the girls’ martial arts instructor. He shall at least be sent to prison with a combination of humility and pride.

Who says there is no justice in this world?

Cheers,
Daiwa
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

The blacks worked so hard to have Martin Luther Day a national holiday, only for it to become just another sales holiday.

Now they know they have arrived!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Now they know they have arrived!
Right, and that's their restitution! btw, I asked you before how you get smiley faces green.


I shall treasure always the comments from ParaTek and Daiwa!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aw, I'm not so bad. I (try to) argue with ideas, not people. Occasionally, I succeed.

Keep your stuff comin'.

Cheers to ya,
Daiwa
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
yet another laugh, thanks to Steven! ((((We have to quit meeting like this... people are going to talk))) ;~D
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
You still didn't answer my question: how do you get green faces?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Right, and that's their restitution! btw, I asked you before how you get smiley faces green.

When I post in the Forums, they turn green.  I dont know why, but they always have. IN the regular JU they are yellow.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn! I keep trying to copy it and paste is prevented.