No Nude Sex!

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In what has to be one of the funnier edicts in the religion of Islam, a former dean of law at Al Azhar University, Rashad Hassan Khalil has decreed that full nudity during the act of copulation, with a spouse no less, invalidates the marriage!

Well, looking at some women (since I am a man - you women can use your own anecdotes), I think that looking at some of them fully nude would turn me off of sex, but invalidate a marriage?  Please!  They married each other to begin with, so they had to have something there.  And performing an act for the procreation of children can be performed in the dark if you dont want to see some things!  But clothes do tend to get in the way of, um, you know, that thing! "Honey, can you move your burka a little to the left for me?  Thanks!"

Fortunately, his former colleagues are not in agreement with this Mullah, and have rejected his Fatwa.  Still, remaining clothed during the act of love making can have its advantages.  Like not getting pregnant, reducing the risk of STDs, among other things I guess.

But this fatwa is not going to convince me to convert to Islam ANYTIME in the future.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
The same type of 'rules' apply to orthodox Jews, has for thousands of years. This is not new either to Islam or Judaism.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do socks count?
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

The same type of 'rules' apply to orthodox Jews, has for thousands of years. This is not new either to Islam or Judaism.

Really?  Sorry, but I find that surprising.  Apparently so do some Muslims.

Guess I will have to scratch Orthodox Jew and Muslim off my list of Religions to check out!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Do socks count?

Mine just stink, I have not seem them counting yet.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Judging by the very daring lingerie I see here in the shops of Cairo, I would say that many Muslims, like ourselves, have quite imaginative sex lives!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Judging by the very daring lingerie I see here in the shops of Cairo, I would say that many Muslims, like ourselves, have quite imaginative sex lives!

Yea, and not all catholics follow the church teaching on Birth control either!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Guess I will have to scratch Orthodox Jew and Muslim off my list of Religions to check out!


Then you might as well scratch off bagels and falafel! Enjoy your hotdogs!!

Amish should be scratched off too... so no more good cheese for you either!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Interestingly, I do recall actually learning about a case years ago of a woman who did, in fact, get pregnant without removing her undergarments. Apparently her partner's little swimmers were hearty enough to make it through the material and all the way up.

Now, I don't know how true that was, but it was in an old, undergrad physiology course, so it might have some veracity to it.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Amish should be scratched off too... so no more good cheese for you either!

Cheese?  No Cheese?  NO, that is inhumane!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Apparently her partner's little swimmers were hearty enough to make it through the material and all the way up.

So much for the Birth Control argument.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
And... btw.... my mother died when she was 90... and was still a virgin!
Jewish women just dont!!!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Interestingly, I do recall actually learning about a case years ago of a woman who did, in fact, get pregnant without removing her undergarments. Apparently her partner's little swimmers were hearty enough to make it through the material and all the way up.


Ah, splash pregnancy... where immaculate conceptions start.

Though in defense of the edict, I will say that sex with some of your clothes on can be... delightful.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

And... btw.... my mother died when she was 90... and was still a virgin!
Jewish women just dont!!!

Reminds me of the pimps in Tijuana. "Hey Meester I have a seester.  Or a Mother who is a Virgin!".

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Though in defense of the edict, I will say that sex with some of your clothes on can be... delightful.

As long as they are leather?

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

Doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only the Virgin remark!  Not your sainted mother.

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
As long as they are leather?


It is only role play if part of the costume stays on.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll will never understand why there are so many people who are so enthralled with and even willing to die for this religion.

I just don't get it. Oh well, I'm gonna go see if i can invalidate my marriage now...
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

It is only role play if part of the costume stays on.

You will make a good muslim.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh well, I'm gonna go see if i can invalidate my marriage now...

I wont tell.......:Whistling:

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Judging by the very daring lingerie I see here in the shops of Cairo, I would say that many Muslims, like ourselves, have quite imaginative sex lives!


I remember seeing the same lingerie in shops in Saudi Arabia. Anyone for a lacy bra made entirely of silver? How about a jewel encrusted thong? Or, if you have the means, a gold bikini?

Apparently the people of the land of Mecca have a different idea of what's right and wrong in the bedroom, than the good Dean.

But then again, wearing these isn't exactly "nude" is it? ;~D
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
How do they derive any enjoyment from such a hobbled, controlled relationship?

I remember while I was in the services and working with USAF personal, I was told it was considered improper behaviour and therefore not allowed, for husbands to sleep with their wives in any other position than the missionary. I don't know if it were true but according to a number of people it was.

Can anybody confirm or deny this for me?
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

Anyone for a lacy bra made entirely of silver? How about a jewel encrusted thong? Or, if you have the means, a gold bikini?

I thought those were just in Victoria's secrets!

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

I remember while I was in the services and working with USAF personal, I was told it was considered improper behaviour and therefore not allowed, for husbands to sleep with their wives in any other position than the missionary. I don't know if it were true but according to a number of people it was.

Was that the Pat Robertson AF?

Sorry, I was not in the AF, but perhaps some of our AF ladies and gents can say (Being an Army, Navy and spending time on Marine bases, there were no such edicts there).