Children as weapons
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Britney Spears is a genius. Really, she is. Just look at her public life. It is evident we are dealing with some sort of superior, advanced stage of evolutionary intellectual development.
I mean it.
Just look at her latest rumored move: Stunningly smart!
Yep, things have been apparently tough for her and Cletus these days. He is busy trying to start some sort of 'career' as a white-trash hip-hop star. And wifey had that big nasty belly for a few months, and now there is that little thing at home. So Cletus has to go play. Can't stay home, can't help with the child, gotta be out getting a little booty. I mean, the man has his needs right?
Enter Britney's staggering intellect. The solution is so simple, why don't all marriage counselors see it? Having troubles with the marriage just months after the birth of your first child? Well, just get knocked up again, and start cooking another bun! After all, if hubby is having a hard time being home with mom and the baby, the best solution is to have another, right?
It warms my heart to know that Britney's child (and possible children) are tools and weapons to be used in her constant publicity war. Gotta keep the net and the tabloids buzzing, gotta keep Cletus home, gotta stay on top. So manipulate your genes to help you do so. Children should be tools of their parents anyway. Bludgeon Cletus into loving you and actually remembering something called wedding vows by having a baby. I am sure it will work, especially seeing how much good the first child has done for the couple.
It sickens me.
I love my children. I grew up in a family that had a tough time having children after I came (I was the first, took 7 years for my brother and then that was it). Because of that, and because of my families beliefs, we always felt that children were precious, and worked mighty hard to have two sisters join us. To read that Britney is so uncaring of her offspring that she wants to use them to manipulate her bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking, white-trash husband just drives me through the roof.
Children are not weapons.
Britney Spears is a genius. Really, she is. Just look at her public life. It is evident we are dealing with some sort of superior, advanced stage of evolutionary intellectual development.
I mean it.
Just look at her latest rumored move: Stunningly smart!
Yep, things have been apparently tough for her and Cletus these days. He is busy trying to start some sort of 'career' as a white-trash hip-hop star. And wifey had that big nasty belly for a few months, and now there is that little thing at home. So Cletus has to go play. Can't stay home, can't help with the child, gotta be out getting a little booty. I mean, the man has his needs right?
Enter Britney's staggering intellect. The solution is so simple, why don't all marriage counselors see it? Having troubles with the marriage just months after the birth of your first child? Well, just get knocked up again, and start cooking another bun! After all, if hubby is having a hard time being home with mom and the baby, the best solution is to have another, right?
It warms my heart to know that Britney's child (and possible children) are tools and weapons to be used in her constant publicity war. Gotta keep the net and the tabloids buzzing, gotta keep Cletus home, gotta stay on top. So manipulate your genes to help you do so. Children should be tools of their parents anyway. Bludgeon Cletus into loving you and actually remembering something called wedding vows by having a baby. I am sure it will work, especially seeing how much good the first child has done for the couple.
It sickens me.
I love my children. I grew up in a family that had a tough time having children after I came (I was the first, took 7 years for my brother and then that was it). Because of that, and because of my families beliefs, we always felt that children were precious, and worked mighty hard to have two sisters join us. To read that Britney is so uncaring of her offspring that she wants to use them to manipulate her bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking, white-trash husband just drives me through the roof.
Children are not weapons.
