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Reply #326 Top
Had to cut down on ice cream...too much cholesterol...so winter indulgences are now few and far between.


What d'ya git when yo cross a sheep with a kangaroo?


Actually, you get a wooly jumper...or a cardigan that'll box yer ears.

What d'ya git when you cross a Bush with a lil Johnny?
Reply #327 Top
a nightmare


Do you dream in color?
Reply #328 Top
Yes, and never code late into the night, then read a book about Korean war PoWs, strange dreams will result.

Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, from Ghostbusters?
Reply #329 Top
If were talking movies, I would go with Chuck. He always wins. In reality, I would have to go with the Marshmallow man.

Who is the most beautiful guy/girl on the planet?
Reply #330 Top
My wife, naturally....then my daughters, my mother, my sister.....anyone silly enough to be my mistress, I guess

What d'ya git when you cross a Bush with a lil Johnny?

Actually, you'd get a Bonsai....lil, bush

So why won't hell accept politicians?
Reply #331 Top
Because their brains are already burned out.

Can you proof that it actually exist a hell?
Reply #332 Top
Yes! Mathematically! And oddly enough Paradise is much hotter than hell!!!

Are you religious?
Reply #333 Top
Yes.

Do you have a secret?
Reply #334 Top
Yes, no one knows Stupendous Man's True identity!

Do you hear the sound of the ocean inside a seashell?
Reply #335 Top
No.

Can you live at spot that's north of north pole?
Reply #336 Top
If the earth is REALLY round I can.

What was your first pets name?
Reply #337 Top
It was a beagle named Snoopy. How original.

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
Reply #338 Top
Nikki, always liked the name.



What is your favorite day of the week?


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Reply #339 Top
Friday Night.

Do cats have bad attitutdes?
Reply #340 Top
Yes, and they are terrible rulers of the household also. All take, take, take.

Where did Pink Floyd get their name?
Reply #341 Top
My cat said you need to mind your own business


Would you rather be home on New Year's Eve?
Reply #342 Top
Yes, absolutley!

"I love kitty cats"!


Do you have a favorite piece of jewerly you almost always wear?
Reply #343 Top
yes, i take the "Family jewles" every where i go!


unaswered repeat...

Where did Pink Floyd get their name?
Reply #344 Top
They stole it from Floyd the guitarist fo Muppet Fame.


How do they get those little 'M's' on M&M's?
Reply #345 Top
Where did Pink Floyd get their name?


Founding member, Syd Barret named the group Pink Floyd after two relatively unknown blues players when a band with a similar name to their previous was billed on the same ticket; The names of the blues players were, Pink Anderson & Floyd Council

Update Satan won't allow politicians in hell for fear the havoc they wreaked up here will follow them downstairs. Dunno what's gonna hasppen to me, then: heaven won't have me and hell's afraid I'd take over

Do cats have bad attitutdes?


And you're askin' me!! Given past experience...YUP!!

How did Led Zeppelin get its name?
Reply #346 Top
Led Zeppelin was told that they would go over like a lead balloon. Wordplay came up with Led Zeppelin.

When will we all get along?

(The reason you are only supposed to answer 1 question is that in general people do not like long posts and tend to shy away from them. Short and to the point keeps people's attention and reduces confusion )
Reply #347 Top

Never, the human race is too adversarial

How often do you cut your toe nails?

Reply #348 Top
Wife does...can't reach 'em myself anymore.


If a pic is worth a 1000 words, how many pics is War & Peace worth
Reply #349 Top
Many images! In fact it is image per page!

How do you like your coffee?
Reply #350 Top
I like it very well, thanks.

What do you take in your coffee?