I Never Said I Loved You

Try it at home!

from JoeUser Forums
This is the funniest sentence in the English language: I never said I loved you.
If you say it with different emphasis on each word, you get six entirely different sentences.
Try it for yourself!

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

I never said I loved you.

And, my personal favorite...

I never said I loved you.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny, Singr!

It kind of reminded me of a High School thing written on girl's PeeChees all through the 70s... ;~D

Oh baby, let's not stop here
Oh baby, let's not stop
Oh baby, let's not
oh baby, let's
Oh baby,
OH!! ;~D
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Wow, I haven't heard that one for about two decades, thanks!

I think I last saw that one up in a public bathroom stall.
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think I will pass on saying it at home.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Don't you have a job Dave?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Don't you have a job Dave?


Yes, Geezer, I have a job. These were posted at lunch.
...and this particular article took about twenty seconds to post, if you must know.