Money, lot's 'n lotsa money

and I ain't sharing a cent of it

Well here we go again, the promise of fabulous wealth and a comfortable lifestyle. Now I just gotta figure how to spend it, and don't go getting any ideas that I'm gonna share any, cos I ain't

Dear Beloved One.
Thank you for giving me your time,Please be patient and read my email
to
you, this letter might come as a surprise to you,and you could be
wondering
where I got your contact. I got your address through a personal search
on
the internet for someone relaible and trustworthy,so i decided to
contact
you for an assistant, which I do hope you will take your time to
consider.
My name is Richard Folley, the eldest son of Late Dr. ENAGUA Folley,
from
Zimbabwe.During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from
the
supporters of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white-owned
farms
for his party members and his followers, he ordered all white farmers
to
surrender all their farms to his party members and his followers. My
father
was one of the biggest farmers in our country and because he strongly
opposed Mugabe's ideas, Mugabe's supporters invaded my father's farm
and
burnt everything in the farm, killing my father in the incident and
made
away with a lot of items in my father's farm. Before my father's
death,he
had made a deposit sum of USD$7 million with a Security Company in
Europe.

He intended to use the money in buying new machinery and to set up a
new
farm in Swaziland. After the death of my father,l decided to escape
with my
other siblings to another country because of continued harassment and
threat
from Mugabe and his
supporters,we could only get as far as the republic of Benin where we
are
now seeking political refuge.
As the eldest man in the Family, i have been making contact with the
company
to see how i can make the claim without going there but to no avail,i
was
told that the claim can only be made by me or my father's
representative in
thier office.This is the reason why i decided to contact you to assist
us
since I am not able to travel outside this country particularly to
Europe
where the company is located. I am seeking for your assistance to help
us go
to the security company as our father's representative for the claims,
For your role in this transaction,my family and i have agreed to offer
you
30% of the total sum for your assistance, 5% will be set-aside for any
expenses that may be incurred by you in the course of this transaction
and
the remaining 65% will be for my family and i to invest in any

lucrative
investment in your country upon your advice.
All I want you to do is to help me finish this transaction and at the
same
time help me to invest some of our share of the money in a lucrative
business in your country. Please get back to me if you can be of
assistance
via my private email address ([email protected])or my phone number
+229-97093300. for better discussion or should incase you have any
questions
you would like to ask,please feel free to contact me any time via
Tel.or
email. Thanks and God bless as i will be looking forward to your swift
and
positive response.
Best regards,
Mr.Richard Folley


Now that we're wealthy, my wife asked what she should do about all the begging letters.
I replied: "Keep sendin 'em, keep sendin' 'em :
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Reply that 'God' has nothing to do with it...that you are a Satan Worshipper...and if you are to do as he wishes he must send you his children for ritual sacrifice...
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Orright, who let the cat out of the bag??? My inbox is bursting at the seams with begging letters.



#2 by Admin Jafo
Wed, November 30, 2005 5:52 PM
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[Jafo]
Reply that 'God' has nothing to do with it...that you are a Satan Worshipper...and if you are to do as he wishes he must send you his children for ritual sacrifice...


Dunno I want to risk him actually sending his children....he might think he's better off without them. Couldn't bring myself to sacrifice them, and why should I share their inheritance with them.....mentally spent it already.

My wife and I would love an OS holiday, so the reply would naturally be: My funds currently locked in fixed account, please provide all expenses paid trip and I will do as you ask. Not!!