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"Methodists Ask Court to Remove Judge in Suit"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), Nov. 9

Everyone knows, Judges are only supposed to wear robes!

"Bombs: Thailand Vows Offensive"--headline, News24 (South Africa), Nov. 8

Bombs are usually offensive.

"Turkey Hopes for Market Status"--headline, BBC Web site, Nov. 8

The giblets are demanding a separate lawyer.

"Muslim Group Angered by Kirk"--headline, Chicago Tribune, Nov. 10

Guess they heard the star Trek Joke.

"Kids Doing Poorly in School May Be Sleep"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 10

Apparently kids doing poorly in school is not a recent phenomenom.

"Ball Removed From Football Playoffs"--headline, Houston Chronicle, Nov. 9

So are they going with tiddly winks instead?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
--"Turkey Hopes for Market Status"--

They'll have plenty of status at the market come Thanksgiving.

--"Muslim Group Angered by Kirk"--

I hope it doesn't mean he's gonna have the Wrath of Khans.

--"Ball Removed From Football Playoffs"--

I heard they removed one ball. It made one player half nuts.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

--"Ball Removed From Football Playoffs"--

I heard they removed one ball. It made one player half nuts.

All of yours good, but that one is the best!

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