JU, meet Vincent Gallo:

Vincent is a sometime actor and director.  I think the most famous thing he's ever done is 'The Brown Bunny'.  Go to IMDB if you want to see his complete filmography.

Anyway, Vincent here has his own website that he runs.  I was on it earlier and, after reading some of his work, I decided that I HAD to email him.  So, I sent him a VERY sarcastic email and, as per his request, atteched a picture of myself to it (he said he wouldn't even look at emails without attachments and I wanted him to read mine). 

He sent me a reply about half an hour later:

Topless, please.

Hmm.  Yeah, I don't think so.  There are some things that I siumply don't do, and sending topless photos to faux cerebral, egotistical narcissistic assholes who look like they haven't bathed in a month and who just came off a week long booze, smack and speed bender happens to be one of them.

Go ask Chloe.  I'm sure she'd be happy to oblige.