Would you show this man your ta-ta's?

I won't

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JU, meet Vincent Gallo:

Vincent is a sometime actor and director.  I think the most famous thing he's ever done is 'The Brown Bunny'.  Go to IMDB if you want to see his complete filmography.

Anyway, Vincent here has his own website that he runs.  I was on it earlier and, after reading some of his work, I decided that I HAD to email him.  So, I sent him a VERY sarcastic email and, as per his request, atteched a picture of myself to it (he said he wouldn't even look at emails without attachments and I wanted him to read mine). 

He sent me a reply about half an hour later:

Topless, please.

Hmm.  Yeah, I don't think so.  There are some things that I siumply don't do, and sending topless photos to faux cerebral, egotistical narcissistic assholes who look like they haven't bathed in a month and who just came off a week long booze, smack and speed bender happens to be one of them.

Go ask Chloe.  I'm sure she'd be happy to oblige.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, I wouldn't either. Of course, I probably wouldn't even have shown him a photo either since I have no digital camera and my scanner is broken. I would find a disgusting picture of someone with nasty ta-ta's and send that to him. Or tell him I'll send you a picture of my ta-ta's after you send me a picture of your package.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
whattaya expect from a conservative republican who wants to sell his sperm for $1 million bucks?*

not only has he made a truly awful movie, as far as i can tell, he's not even one of the new york city gallos.

* a much better sperm deal can be found here: Link
Star Control: Origins
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

whattaya expect from a conservative republican

Where do you get that from?

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

not only has he made a truly awful movie, as far as i can tell, he's not even one of the new york city gallos.

But he'll let you believe that he is, he's THAT pretentious. 

Brown Bunny really DID suck, didn't it? (Pun intended)

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Where do you get that from?


his bio proclaims it...and he's actually argued in favor of invading iraq with a real life french person (prolly at cannes after winning the palm d'hair).
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Brown Bunny really DID suck, didn't it? (Pun intended)


even the suckin part sucked.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

his bio proclaims it...and he's actually argued in favor of invading iraq with a real life french person (prolly at cannes after winning the palm d'hair).

If that was a link to his blog, I will have to wait until later to read it as when I clicked on it, half the security alarms in the building started going off.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hehe, I just sent him a topless picture of me and my hairy chest.

Let us know if he responds.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hehe, I just sent him a topless picture of me and my hairy chest

HAHAHA!  If anyone else wants to see more of Vincent, you can go to www.vincentgallo.com 

 

even the suckin part sucked

I bow to your brilliance, sir. 

(In case you're wondering, Brown Bunny had a scene where Chloe Sevigny's character gives VG's character a BJ....and apparently, it wasn't a simulated one.  Ick. He looks like he smells bad.  I can't imagine how nasty that must have been.  Makes me gag just thinking about it.)

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dharma, write him again and add these Ta Tas in the attachment: Link
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, the story is that she cried in real life after the scene. I don't blame her.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Well, the story is that she cried in real life after the scene. I don't blame her.

Gawd, I don't either.  It must've been traumatizing.  I think I'd be scarred for life if I had to go down on that.  See, now I'm queasy just thinking about it.  Gag.

 

Dharma, write him again and add these Ta Tas in the attachment

Hey, I think I know that guy!  Seriously!!!

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ok, what possessed you to see The Brown Bunny?

I think I would have left after the opening.  it sounds as entertaining as watching Zits pop.

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Roger Ebert, after panning the movie and having Mr. Gallo hex his colon stated that his colonoscopy would be more entertaining to watch than the original cut of the Brown Bunny.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
what possessed you to see The Brown Bunny?
I think I would have left after the opening
I saw it out of curiosity more than anything else. I HAD to see what all the fuss was about. I read a testament from one woman who saw it - she said that when the film ended and the lights went up, the customers all just sat in their seats as if they were dazed. She said that she did so because she was so emotionally affected by the film. I think that the others did so because a) they were too dumbstruck by the awfulness of it to move...they were literally stupified. or b) they thought that they had seen the trailer and were waiting for the REAL feature to come on or c) they wanted their money back and were staging a sit-in until they got the cash. I'd put my money on c.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Never heard of the movie or him.

But from the way he looks sista I wouldn't show him my back in a room full of people!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
The movie I know him from is "Buffalo 66", featuring him, Christina Ricci and Angelica Huston.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Blech.......
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

I saw it out of curiosity more than anything else. I HAD to see what all the fuss was about. I read a testament from one woman who saw it - she said that when the film ended and the lights went up, the customers all just sat in their seats as if they were dazed. She said that she did so because she was so emotionally affected by the film. I think that the others did so because a) they were too dumbstruck by the awfulness of it to move...they were literally stupified. or b) they thought that they had seen the trailer and were waiting for the REAL feature to come on or c) they wanted their money back and were staging a sit-in until they got the cash. I'd put my money on c.

Fair enough!  I made the mistake of seeing such a movie.  Never again!

"I thought it would be a religious film.....Cardinal Knowledge."

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

I have the url of a clip of the BJ scene if anyone's interested.  It's VERY grapic - as in you get to see it ALL graphic - so I'm not going to post it here.  email me if you want it - [email protected]

It made me queasy.

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU got mail!
So does HE!!!!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

I have the url of a clip of the BJ scene if anyone's interested. It's VERY grapic - as in you get to see it ALL graphic - so I'm not going to post it here. email me if you want it - [email protected] 

No, I saw enought 8mm films back when I was in college.

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top

No, I saw enought 8mm films back when I was in college.

Then you prolly have a good idea of what this one's like. 

I think the rumor that it's real is accurate.  I don't see how this COULDN'T be.