Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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" 'Belligerent Drunk Man' Gets Into Fight"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 2

Don't all beligerent drunks do that?  Otherwise they are not beligerent!

"Falling Gas Prices Likely to Go Lower"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Nov. 4

Shazaam!  I thought falling meant they were going higher!  Well, Gorrrllleee!

"Voters to Decide Election Races"--headline, Bernardsville (N.J.) News, Nov. 2

Damn!  And just when I had my money on electonic voting machines!

"Expert: Flu Outbreak Could Be Deadly or Mild"--headline, Rapid City (S.D.) Journal, Nov. 4

Expert: Flu outbreak could happen or not.

"Crow to Play Thanksgiving at Halftime of NFL Game"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 3

The Turkey had a previous engagement.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Expert: Flu Outbreak Could Be Deadly or Mild"--headline, Rapid City (S.D.) Journal, Nov. 4

Deadly or mild. What's the alternative? ... was that your point?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Deadly or mild. What's the alternative? ... was that your point?

Mild, Medium, Hot, TMI, 911 or Ouch?

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Bartolo Colon Wins American League Cy Young Award - Foxnews, November 8, 2005

Why only his colon?  wasn't he good enough for the rest of him to win as well?

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"Crow to Play Thanksgiving at Halftime of NFL Game"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 3


I don't get it... is it a band named Crow? Color me dense.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

I don't get it... is it a band named Crow? Color me dense.

Sheryl Crow.