Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Bush Is Not Expected to Feel Need to Pick Woman Again"--headline, New York Times, Oct. 28

Laura is said to be happy about that!

"About 30,000 Iraqi civilians have been reported killed by the media."--St. Louis Instead of War Coalition Web site, Oct. 27

Damn!  The reporters are shooting back!

"Teacher: Reading Leads to Learning"--headline, Billings (Mont.) Gazette, Oct. 25

You cant hide nothing from them teachers!

"Never Surf a Tsunami, California Town Says"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 28

The Tsunami had no comment.

"Woody Allen: I've Gained No Wisdom"--headline, CNN.com, Nov. 1

A wasted life.

"Wilma Limits Trick-or-Treating in Fla."--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 31

Pebbles and BamBam are greatly disappointed.

"Finland Stomachs Nuclear Growth"--headline, Financial Times, Oct. 31

Always be careful of what you put into your mouth!

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Reply By: foreverserenity

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
About 30,000 Iraqi civilians have been reported killed by the media.



Who proof reads these things?????

Funny as always
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Who proof reads these things?????

AL Franken?

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
good ones, Doc


--"About 30,000 Iraqi civilians have been reported killed by the media."--

The pen IS mightier than the sword.

--"Teacher: Reading Leads to Learning"--

Must not be a geography teacher. Reading doesn't lead to Learning it leads to Philadephia (Ask any Pennsylvanian).
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
--"About 30,000 Iraqi civilians have been reported killed by the media."--

The pen IS mightier than the sword.


Got to watch out for those pens!