You will be Assimilated!

Catholic = Universal

from JoeUser Forums

Yesterday, I told Tova7 that while she may not believe all Catholic Doctrine, we would still assimilate her!

Today we are one step closer!  For when Samuel Alito is confirmed to the SCOTUS, that will mean a majority of Justices will be Catholics!

Yes, for Catholic means Universal, so our BIG Tent is bigger than either the democrats or republicans (and includes both I might add)!  You cannot escape us!  Resistance is futile!  You will become one with the Borg - err, ummm Catholics!

As for the Jews, you need not worry!  You are already honorary members.  That is for allowing us to worship in your temples many many moons ago!

Resistance is Futile!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
In your dreams Borg...er...Doc! I will not be assimilated...searching for weapon to disconnect Doc from chamber.....Beam me up......run for your lives....the sky is falling....Make me stop.......!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

In your dreams Borg...er...Doc! I will not be assimilated...searching for weapon to disconnect Doc from chamber.....Beam me up......run for your lives....the sky is falling....Make me stop.......

Locutus cannot be stopped! Mwuhahahaha

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was rasied Catholic and escaped, errr, I mean converted.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am now a member of a new church:

The church of what's happening now, it's an offshoot of the church of the sisters of the immaculate orgasms.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I won't eat a wafer! No sprinkles for this head! No, I won't do it! I don't even own a cross. ;~D
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
NEVER!

Unless I got to can't really think of anything...compared to Baptist, Catholics get to do EVERYTHING.....buwhahaha.

Singin and dancin, and drinkin and playing Bingo.....hmmmm....maybe.......
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

I was rasied Catholic and escaped, errr, I mean converted.

Actually, and I dont agree with Catholics on this, but since you were born that way, they still count you.  Guess there is no escaping the Borg!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

won't eat a wafer! No sprinkles for this head! No, I won't do it! I don't even own a cross. ;

Resistance is Futile!  We will slip you a wafer in your next cold tablet!

And what do you think rain is?

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

The church of what's happening now, it's an offshoot of the church of the sisters of the immaculate orgasms.

We are sneaky, aint we?

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Singin and dancin, and drinkin and playing Bingo.....hmmmm....maybe.......

And you thought Bingo was an innocent game. Hehehehehehe (evil laugh there)

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Actually, and I dont agree with Catholics on this, but since you were born that way, they still count you. Guess there is no escaping the Borg!


LOL yeah. They say once a Catholic, always a Catholic (kinda like the mafia). I consider myself a nondenominational Christian, but I suppose in reality I'm a nonpracticing Catholic. (I still own a Rosary)
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm to be allowed an escape from this madness since my older sister turned Catholic back in 59
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'm a nonpracticing Catholic. (I still own a Rosary)

See?  We got you! hehehehehe (louie Depalma laugh there).

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Madonna was Catholic....or should I call her Esther now?
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

Madonna was Catholic....or should I call her Esther now?

OT:  Esther?  Sorry, I dont follow the paparazzi.  I am too busy assimilating!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
OT: Esther? Sorry, I dont follow the paparazzi. I am too busy assimilating!


Yes Old Test Esther. Madonna is called Esther now. She has converted to Jewish Cabbala (sp?) I guess its more mysticism than anything and some Jews don't claim it at all. MM probably knows more about it than I do.

Anyway, she is Jewish now, I guess. Though I don't know if she observes feasts, or holy days. Hmmmmm.

But maybe you can RE-assimilate her...

Have you ever broken it down.....ASS-I'M-LATE!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

But maybe you can RE-assimilate her...

Have you ever broken it down.....ASS-I'M-LATE!

I dont want to assimilate her!  Let Moderateman deal with her now!

And no, until you did, I had not broken it down!