The Agawrian Way

Anti-Gay and War

from JoeUser Forums
Its a Paradox you see.

Most people who support war are categorically against homosexuality, and most people who support homosexuality staunchly oppose war.

We aren't against homosexuality per se, but we most definitely are against nations declaring war on other nations.

We aren't against us declaring war on anyone, because its not a war... we are trying to help them.

The nation of Agawria (a-gor-ria) is thousands of years old, and there are a select few amongst society today who have been chosen to shed the light amongst the populace. Our homeland is an a secret and un-disclosed location.

Our President is the ever benevolant Pete.
Our Pope is John Paul Pastrami
Our Governor General is Sebastian
Our minister for defence is Linas
Our minister for Communications is Vlat
Our minister for Family affiars is Eoin
Our minister for Youth is Tim

And i am the minister for propaganda.

The Agawrian way is not just a concept. Its a way of life. We have taken the task of education upon ourselves, and we plan on enlightening the masses with out jargon.

People need to approach life with an open mind, and realise that there are two ways. There is the Agawrian way, and the is the 'other' way.

I must attend to business now, may you live the Agawrian way.

BAM!!!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
deeply seeded into the fabric of the earth itself.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thank you Anonymous User.

You have now been blacklisted from all Agawrian functions in the future.

have a nice un-agawrian life.

BAM!!!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh Sphinxy...

I shall approach the High Council... you certainly have the credentials for that position though... speaking of which, i need to cosort with you about leasurly activities this weekend.

BAM!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
What about Nick???

Where does he fit into the grand scheme O' things??? ;-)
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I propose i to be minister of design or look and style or some shit along those lines.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
What about minister for Visual Pleasure?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
How can I join your beautifull nation
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do you really think its beautiful? or are you saying that to please me?

do you think it is something... you could.... DIE FOR???????

You wouldn't have to die for Agawria, but you get what i am trying to say... Agawria isn''t just a crazy idea - its a way of life.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Man you are preaching the already convinced, if i had know that this wonderfull place existed, I would have already ask to be an honory citizen.

I would die for it, I would kill for it, but would I be still able to be part of it? It looks like war to me...

I would even envisage homosexuality, but really in last resort.

May be you should build a citizen examination to decide whether people can join Agawria.

Do I have any chance to part of it one day?
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
You sound like you have what we call the Agawrian spirit.

Consider yourself one of my Agawrian brothers.

We will continue to post as we formulate, to let you know what we are about in our spiritual and truthful essence.

Your input on our policy and way of life will be greatly appreciated.

I will inform the high council of your induction, and i am sure they will support you in all your Agawrian endeavors.

May you live the Agawrian way.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm very pleased of joining your great nation, let me know if I can do anything to make Agawria a better place.

May you live the Agawrian way.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have spoken with your President, and would like to be the Agawrian Director for Decor (yes, ADD!) ;) This title will enable to me to be in charge of all decor, fashion, etc... of all Agawrain events and beyond!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Muggaz,

Can you share more information about 'The Agawrian Way'.
specifically the concept you believe in.

i will return to read your reply...

- ilimow
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey ilimow...

It's just a concept in its infancy at the moment... friends have reffered to me as a Satanist which is not the case at all... Its just a peaceful concept that doesn't discriminate... As we formulate more, it will be posted... watch this space!!!

Hi there A.D.D... have i met you before? if not, we shall do so soon... if so, i hope you found the expience great

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am nominating myself for the Minister of Foreign Liaison.

The main prerequisite being the ability to liaise with those foreign to Agawria. Not only to maintain clear, comprehendable communication between Agawria and foreigners but to educate them on the Agawrian way in a manner which appeals to them and again, is clearly understood in their language and/or culture.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would like to hereby point out that in my dealings with Bella she has in no way been clear or comprehendable in her communication. The strong dialect of the mumbling munt has shone through and I fear she may be a hinderance to the Agwarian Foreign relations.

That said... live long and maintain hooliganism!
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes - well, I am sure you are talking about the same Bella I know and Love - notice, she has nominated herself for this position, and whilst I find Bella's character admirable, and certainly dear to me, she does not have what it takes to deal with the rough and tumble of foreign affairs!

Thanks for your input my good man!

May you live the Agawrian way!

BAM!!!