Liberals.. a species of sub-human.

Dr. Mod proposes a new theory.

from JoeUser Forums
I am setting forth the theory that the true Liberal, might be a sub specie of pithycanthropus man, a specie thought to have died out millenia ago.

The behavior exhibited today closely mirrors the very first group behavior, such as huddling together and screeching since they had no formal language. The use of grunting was first thought to be credited to this diverse group and anthropologist believe that there very first coherent utterance was along the lines of" Bush's fault".

Sexual behavior was initiated by the female of this species, since the males were weak and easily led about.

The female of the species was characterized by extremely hairy faces and armpits {see sub-specie Frenches stinkus}.

The male of the species is known to be extremely weak minded and physically shortchanged in the penis.

How they have survived for so many years after thought to be extinct is causing considerable consternation among scientist worldwide.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
How they have survived for so many years after thought to be extinct is causing considerable consternation among scientist worldwide.


Recent theory suggests that they were protected by their biological "cousins" the somewhat stronger, but if possible less intelligent musicanus drummerus, who were skilled in whacking the hell out of their enemies with a pair of sticks.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
#1 by Spc Nobody Special
Monday, September 19, 2005


I see I am not the only one with a twisted sense of humor. heh
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Recent theory suggests that they were protected by their biological "cousins" the somewhat stronger, but if possible less intelligent musicanus drummerus, who were skilled in whacking the hell out of their enemies with a pair of sticks.


How about Hollywoodus actori empti-headdus---they're a branch of the species, evolved in the Western portion of the mid-North American Continent, that managed to adapt to living without a brain.
Their tongues, jaws and larynx are quite adept, however, and tend to initiate movement on their own, despite the lack of a thought-generating organ.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: RightwingerPosted: Monday, September 19, 2005Recent theory suggests that they were protected by their biological "cousins" the somewhat stronger, but if possible less intelligent musicians drummers, who were skilled in whacking the hell out of their enemies with a pair of sticks.How about Hollywood actores empty-heads---they're a branch of the species, evolved in the Western portion of the mid-North American Continent, that managed to adapt to living without a brain. Their tongues, jaws and larynx are quite adept, however, and tend to initiate movement on their own, despite the lack of a thought-generating organ.


wonderful maybe we can combine our research.. I am hoping for liberal specimen to volunteer for vivisection.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well.......MM I refuse to volunteer for a vivisection.........now if I was a male maybe I would......

and just between you and me MM, I have little to none as far as armpit hair........

and I grew up reciting the Pledge of Allegiance witht he phrase "one nation, under God, with liberty and justice for ALL"
about the huddling and screeching, well that's a man thing, it's about football........

funny article MM
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
#5 by Trudygolightly
Monday, September 19, 2005


funny article MM


there ya go taken in the spirit delivered. heh
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
6 by Myrrander
Monday, September 19, 2005


laugh*

Are you scared of sexual initiation by the female of the species?


*snicker* in the words of my ancestors "nunya"
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: MyrranderPosted: Monday, September 19, 2005*laugh*little boy, a'scared of the pussy


I know you are, but what am I?

I have it on good word you ain't had pussy, since pussy had you btw.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
MM, the singular of 'species' is 'species' - there is no such thing as a 'specie'.
(And you're one of the 'superior' species? )
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Furry CanaryPosted: Tuesday, September 20, 2005MM, the singular of 'species' is 'species' - there is no such thing as a 'specie'.(And you're one of the 'superior' species? )


thank you for the correction,so kindly done.