UFO's Exist and the US Has Anti-Gravity!!!

Reply #1 July 17, 2005 5:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a waggon...

Reply #2 July 17, 2005 11:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a waggon..

Beam me up, Scottie!

Reply #3 July 18, 2005 12:38 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Awe yes, If I had balls....


Gary looks like a serial killer..

Reply #4 July 18, 2005 12:57 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

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In simple terms.

Here on earth gravity causes matter to accelerate toward the center of our planet,

until it collides with matter dense enough to stop the acceleration.


Anything that causes matter to accelerate away from the center of our planet,

is a form of anti gravity.

Mankind has discovered simple, inefficient forms of anti gravity.


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Reply #5 July 18, 2005 6:48 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

until it collides with matter dense enough to stop the acceleration

Just like some conversations

Reply #6 July 18, 2005 11:32 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I never read this thread...

Reply #7 July 18, 2005 12:00 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

so unidentified flying objects exist , wanna posyt when you can actually identify them

Reply #8 July 18, 2005 10:39 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I just saw grandma roll by.
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Reply #9 July 18, 2005 10:43 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Reply #10 July 18, 2005 10:51 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

so unidentified flying objects exist , wanna posyt when you can actually identify them

If you identify them they won't be 'unidentified'.

Catch22....

Reply #11 July 19, 2005 12:24 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

They're called UZO's in my neck of the woods....they don'y fly, but zoom past....hence, they remain unidentified, for the very small glimpses we get of them

Reply #12 July 19, 2005 6:27 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Reply #13 July 19, 2005 6:49 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Thats pretty cool

Reply #14 July 20, 2005 8:48 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

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“Butterfly, he doesn’t even know that he doesn’t know.”


A being residing on a planet tucked away somewhere in the Orion nebula (also known as M.42),

has taken control of the goings on, here on earth.

Using some form of telepathy the alien can not only control the motion of particles of matter

on Earth and elsewhere, but can also control our thoughts as well.

I asked the alien why?

The alien replied, “Because I can.”

“Resistance is futile.”

So the next time something happens that you can’t explain,

Just realize it is the work of a little alien sitting on a lawn chair,

sipping on what might be a glass of ice tea, having a laugh,

residing on a planet tucked away somewhere in the Orion nebula (also known as M.42).


Now can anyone prove what I just posted isn’t true?

Have a nice day.

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Reply #15 July 20, 2005 9:12 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Now can anyone prove what I just posted isn’t true?

M42 is a gas cloud. No planets, No lawns for lawnchairs.

Reply #16 July 20, 2005 9:29 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

M42 is a gas cloud. No planets, No lawns for lawnchairs.

Reply #17 July 21, 2005 12:20 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life as we understand it may not be able to exist in a gas cloud....but that don't mean to say ET's can't happily reside on M42.

The lawn and lawnchair...well they're 'virtual' cos the need for the material has been transcended to a higher plane. Pitching a tent and outdoor furniture became a problem......

Oh....they still need toilets....nothing virtual about the call of nature

Reply #18 July 21, 2005 9:08 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Master Apprentice Night Train,

The planet is hidden within the gas cloud.

M.42 is 1500 light years from Earth.

M.42 is 30 light years in diameter.

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Reply #19 August 19, 2005 2:24 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The alien has taken control

of the comedians as well.

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Reply #20 August 20, 2005 2:23 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aye cant beam ya up captain! Da transporters down!

Reply #21 August 20, 2005 6:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

man... I thought this thread was deleted due to its content...

Reply #22 August 20, 2005 6:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

... u know... UFO's and US activities...

Reply #23 August 20, 2005 8:30 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

joeKnowledge....it seems you've been a bit hard to pin down just lately. Rumour has it that individuals on both sides.....

u know... UFO's and US activities...

wanna have a word about your part in blowing their cover

Reply #24 August 20, 2005 8:44 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Reply #25 August 20, 2005 10:52 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

M.42 is 30 light years in diameter.

Wow. I never knew there was planets that's millions of times bigger than our sun, and hundreds of thousands bigger than our solar system.

Sun all way to pluto is 5 1/2 light-hours. Your planet is HUGE.