Poet, since I should stick to your subject, my vote is for bored high school student

could find out my IP address and find that it belongs to a UK ISP - Anyone with such knowledge please feel free to do so.

As I mentioned before, he uses a DSL connection.  It *is* in the UK, though.

I would think that you wouldn't have to pay for internet.....why don't you have an NTL cable connection

I sense that Sir Peter values the number 1982... Could this be a special date of his? Or perhaps the year 1956 holds special to him. Who knows? These are questions only Sir Peter can answer.

 

I predict that Sir Peter is not as old as we would believe and perhaps in his late to early 30's with a whole lot of time on his hands. I surmise that he is alone in this world and fantasizes through the use of written word and the internet.

 

Am I wrong? Who's with me?

 

This reminds me of a story (I'll keep it short).....

Not too long ago there was this man going around to the skinning (that's desktop enhancements if you have no idea what I'm talking about) sites and uploaded Native American Art.  He spoke about his "people" and wove these great tales about his past and the reservation that he lived on.  He even created a profile on one of the sites that said he was 33 years old and posted a picture of "him" (which was a picture he found in a magazine).

Well, he wasn't native american, he was older than 33, didn't make any of the art, he lived in a trailer in Florida and liked to play with squirrels.

But, many people believed he was who he said he was until the stories became unbelievable and people found out who he really was.

That, my friends, is the power of the internet.

I think SIr Peter should be allowed to be Sir Peter!!

I've seen blogs here that read like "Penthouse Letters" by women with breasts that couldn't possibly be any more real than Sir Peter, and weren't nearly as entertaining.

Carry on, M'Lord!!

Dark-Star as you are something to do with the site I see you have looked into my password which contains the number 1982 - you are right that this year contains significance to me as it is the year my dear son Richard was born, Also you will find that 1956 was the year I was born so i'm not sure what your post proves or disproves.

Come on chaps is that the best you can do to try and disprove me, Concrete evidence is needed and I am not surprised none has been produced.

Over and Out

Sir Peter Maxwell

My sources have snapped a photo of Sir Peter Maxwell driving the lane. I presume that is his chauffer which he has spoken of before in red.

Please excuse the poor quality of the photograph. This was taken many meters away with a telephoto lens, and my source was deep undercover.

Real Sir Peter Maxwell revealed!!!

At this time I cannot confirm or deny the validity of his claims, although he seems to sport a hairstyle decended from nobility.

Cheers.

Pfft, to even imagine that someone of Sir Peter's breeding would play... basketball. and those shoes... as if...

Take heart, Sir Peter, you have friends. Though some peasants may be revolting, others rally to your banner!!

I played center (or was it small forward?) on that team and I can testify he was not on it. I do know that the guy in the photo was boyfriend of the girl prostitute he likes to rent and converse with. She gives him his speeling tips. Ooops ther gos my lak of egukashun shewing agin.

Basketball is not popular in England except with a few inner city urchins who think they are gangster rappers, so the idea that a man such as Sir Peter Maxwell would play is preposterous.

Bakerstreet I thank you for your support on this issue!

Regards

Sir Peter

I think he is having a most splendind time in Moscow.

BAM!!!

This is simply fabulous.. I have difficulty believing him to be the man he says he is (JC summed it up well) but on the other hand it doesn't really matter all that much. This is what blogs are for, right?

Imajinit, you might want to add this onto your list of rumors and such:)

~Dan

Hello dear people, I am glad that speculation on the nature of my business success rages on. Keep up the good work

Regards

Sir Peter James Henry Maxwell IV

Your indulgences are greatly appreciated, Pete.

~Dan

this is not fabulous.....he gets on my nerves!!! If he is who he says he is, he's a dirty old man who has no intelligence or humor....if he's not, that's even more sad...why would you make up a personality that sucks?

Trinitie

Trin...

stop being a prude... have some fun.

I trust you had a pleasant trip Sir Peter?

I had a very pleasant trip Muggaz old chap, I got married it was a beautiful ceremony in Moscow.

New age nomad has a few issues with my wealth but I don't take offence at the campaign being waged against me.

Unbenownst to the widespread JoeUser crowd, Trin and Pete have done a little "cahorting" on the side... so she's a little sensative on the topic, understandably.

;)

~Dan

HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! never again.....

Trinitie

Hey Sir Peter, what ever happened to the wedding in the castle with all of the big wigs attending (Tony Blair, GW Bush, etc)? You went to the peasant woman instead of having her brought to you?

Jill that was a marriage that was proposed to me by a woman from the phillipines. I declined her offer and chose a beautiful Russian lady as my wife. We will have a dinner party with Tony and Cherie some next in the next few weeks

Why would you have the big castle wedding with a peasant from the Phillipines and not with a peasant from Russia? Just interested.

I had a very pleasant trip Muggaz old chap, I got married it was a beautiful ceremony in Moscow.

Why no wedding pictures?

Jill - I never wanted to marry a girl from the Phillipines - she approached me online!

Karmagirl - Pictures will be posted soon if i am not forced out of joeuser by the vendetta being waged against me by a group of lesbians!

I must retract all the claims I have made of Sir Peter Maxwell's identity due to faulty investigative work. A friend of mine recommended what was a supposedly competent person by the name of Mr. Kay who coincidentally was looking for work in this area.

A Full Public Apology has been issued here.

Again I say, Sir Peter Maxwell I am sorry if this caused any problems in your business relationships, or damaged your esteem in the eyes of the peasants.