IDENTITY OF SIR PETER MAXWELL

LOL... i am going to silently sit on the fence for this baby.

BAM!!!

I'm going to go off on my own and say ..A lowly peasant with thoughts of grandeur.

I am doing a little research on his true identity. Let's just say - it's nice to have connections.

China Cat couldn't have said it any better!

who cares?

surely peoples real identities don't matter. Makes no difference to me.

Paul.

For me, I prefer the funiest blog of the last 3 days. Whoever, thanks

For me, I prefer the funiest blog of the last 3 days. Whoever, thanks

You mean he is not a billionaire that own Lycos? It's funny.

Good Morning people, I am greatly honoured that I have this article/thread dedicated to me. There are people here who realise that I am the real deal but others who doubt me. I understand why people doubt me as it is slightly strange to find a man such as myself blogging but I am an eccentric English Billionaire and I enjoy this new medium to promote my values. Keep up the suggestions on who you think I am I find it most amusing.

Regards

Sir Peter Maxwell

the most comforting thought for me is:

- a bored billionaire.

..already driven all the good cars,
used all the pretty women,
smoked all the havanas that are good.
eaten all almost extinct species, with mint-sauce.

sitting in the lil backroom of the palace in his ´jamis,
having an almost naked girl of barely legal age deliver him a cup
of Earl Grey with viagra every 2 hours,
in between pleasuring the maid and having a wee,
he enjoys to blog a little with us.

...good thought, eh?!

- Weltregierung ( an underpaid copywriter, who hasn´t had sex in a while .) )

Anyone seen the Travelocity gnome post-card commercials? You know, "...One is in danger of getting bubbles up one's whoopsidaisy." ?

If you read his posts with that accent in mind they are really, really funny. Is there a law against impersonating a knight? Maybe he'll get sued by Peter Maxwell Davies. Oh well, he can afford it, no doubt.

Pip pip, cheerio, and all that...

I have tracked his posts to an ISP located in South Africa. No more information at this time.

Perhaps a disgruntled expatriate ?

I'll let you know when my sources find out more.

I guess we won't have an orgy in his gloucester palace....'

hey if hes an english billionaire I invented the internet... I dare you to prove your wealth by buying me a new car...

Maybe he is on one of his many business trips to South Africa?

purchasing stocks of gold or diamonds no doubt. or maybe hunting in the game parks?

BAM!!!

That's true, Muggaz. I think that he hasn't to justify himself to the pleb. We should just be happy to know such a gentleman

I have have to give the guy props for somehow getting an article posted about him, even though nobody believes who he says he is! What a guy

MY ISP is Freeserve (and no it isn't free before any peasants ask it's just a name)

I fail to see how my IP number locates to South Africa - I have checked myself on the RIPE whois database and this confirms that my ISP is uk based.

I think this south africa comment is from a doubter of Sir Peter Maxwell - I would suggest a very jealous individual. I would like evidence of this South Africa finding as i'm sure others will. I can assure you it is false!!!!

Go and check your facts again old boy!

Sir Peter

AWWW, almost had it. I was gonna be Livingstone. Blimey. =/

*puts away pith helmet and monacle*

I'm still waiting for the evidence that I am south African. I can assure you that this claim is totally made up as the lack of evidence has hardly been forth coming has it. Anyone with a basic knowledge of the internet could find out my IP address and find that it belongs to a UK ISP - Anyone with such knowledge please feel free to do so.

As for poetphilospher the fact that he has gone quiet on this issue proves that his "sources" are in fact his own wishful thinking.

Nice try though old boy I'm sure you have fooled a few people into believing you!

I've only read three or four items written by Pete. From what I have read so far though, several things leap to mind.
#1. He is a man with no charactor due to the fact that he pays hookers to have sex with him.
Therefore he must be over weight and not very good looking either.
#2. He is highly uneducated due to the misspelling in some of his writtings.
#3. He is also quite a liar. He is not rich or the first thing he would do is go out and buy himself a nice little dictionary.
#4. He seems quite immature and loves attention.
#5. He is very self centered and has an overblown sense of self importance but he does maen well.
I think this pretty much sizes him up. GCJ

* Oops, shoud have said, but he is very well meaning. (Wouldn't allow mw to edit.) GCJ

>> he pays hookers to have sex with him.
>>Therefore he must be over weight and not very good looking either.

Yeah! Like that sod Charlie Sheen!!

I pay the hookers for their time, any sexual relations that occur are purely coincidental.

Charlie Sheen is a great fellow, i had lunch with the dear boy in october last year!

Over and Out

Sir Peter Maxwell

Sir Pete, why don't you hook up with one of the Hilton sisters? They seem just your type and wouldn't care about your money.