We are outta here!

from JoeUser Forums

     At long last all of our vehicles have been washed, flenshed, purged, poked, prodded, inspected, and put on the damn boat! I may not be back in the States yet, but I will be within days.

     For the record : Fuck Kuwait and every grain of sand in it. The people who settled here were either quitters or pessimists. Honestly who the fuck were the people who decided to live in this shithole?

Fahad the Goat-herder circa 200 B.C. :    

     "Well Martha, I don't think we can really do any better than sand and nothing. I mean sure it has no water, arable land, or even decent grazing for shitty goats but I mean really, do you think any place has all that stuff? Bah, fairy tales told by the Infidel I say!"

Fahad's wife Fatima :

     "Whatever you say Fahad, just stop touching the sheep at night like that and anyplace is fine with me."

Frankly I would rather build a summer home in the Fire Swamp. (not my page but I feel the need to link him since I am using a pic he made for it).

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Congrats on coming home! Hope your trip passes quickly and quietly.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
W00t! You're on your way home!!!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bless you, my son. I do hope that better days are all that are in store for you.! Hurry. Be safe.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I second the previous wishes! Thanks for the all the good work amigo! Pass on appreciation to the rest of your team for doing the hard job for us slackers!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Who's Martha?

Assclown.

See you soon.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Who's Martha?

His illicit love sheep obviously.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Glad to hear you're on your way finally.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
You don't have to worry about a ride home once you disembark the plane, bro. There are people lining up to take you out and get you shitty, and that will *probably* involve a trip home to swap your DCUs for jeans and a lumberjack shirt.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wish I could be at *THAT* party!! Glad you're coming home!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
and another brave soul returns home. enjoy.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Just so you know, the cups are in the fences in your honor...
Good to have you home, see you then then.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Have a safe journey home!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Frankly I would rather build a summer home in the Fire Swamp.


Well, I hear the trees are quite lovely.

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Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
I see from pseudosoldier's recent entry that you made it back safely. Congrats and welcome home. Hope you'll put the bottle(s) down long enough to update how your trip was. HAHA! Take care.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Are you home yet? If so, what was the first beer you drank? I have been drinking several for you.

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Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
He's home, yes. Link As for why he might not have posted yet, I think you'll find the answer hidden somewhere in your second question...
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
The american army is a fucking piece of ignorant shit, and you, my shithead friend (greywar), have proved my point. Yes, lets insult kuwait, you stupid piece of ignorant american shit. I hope you die.

Have fun with your world policing. You make me sick. How do you sleep at night, huh fucker?
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

The american army is a fucking piece of ignorant shit, and you, my shithead friend (greywar), have proved my point. Yes, lets insult kuwait, you stupid piece of ignorant american shit. I hope you die.

Have fun with your world policing. You make me sick. How do you sleep at night, huh fucker?


Another anon asshat! Look stupid, why don't you take your "foul" mouth and your ignorant, know-nothing attitude and hit the road fool!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jesus christ. Yes, that'll make me leave. Looks like you've got greywar's flacid penis stuck so far down your throat that you don't see how amazingly 'evil' (for lack of a better word) the american army.


Yes, call me a fool, what're you? Some sort of cocksucking gangster?
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jesus christ. Yes, that'll make me leave. Looks like you've got greywar's flacid penis stuck so far down your throat that you don't see how amazingly 'evil' (for lack of a better word) the american army.


Yes, call me a fool, what're you? Some sort of cocksucking gangster?


An American veteran! What are you, some flaming faggot? On second thought, do not bother answering. I will not sully this thread by posting any more replies to your stupid thoughts. Especially from someone who does not have the guts or the brains to bother to register. COWARD!
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
More like i dont want to sign up for this shitty service, as I already have a PROFESSIONAL HOSTING PACKAGE. How am I flaming? You're the wang-eater here, pig.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
like i dont want to sign up for this shitty service, as I already have a PROFESSIONAL HOSTING PACKAGE. How am I flaming? You're the wang-eater here, pig.


Why don't you go sit in a corner and exercise your right/left hand in an excited up and down motion while holding on to a lower apendage. But be careful not to get your bodily secretions in your eye. Stupid jerk-off!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
I now apologize to greywar for stinking up his thread! Glad to hear your on your way back or are you already back?
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top

How do you sleep at night, huh fucker?

On piles of American money that I stack in the backseat of my car powered by all the oil we steal... god it's comfy