One-question IQ Test...

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One-question IQ Test...


There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."
If you got this wrong......you should not tell anyone
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
That was way too easy.

But I'm sure somebody will miss it.

Thanks for the chuckle.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Brilliant - made me laugh out loud.

Shh, don't tell anyone, but I cheated...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had heard a similar one with a wife that did not speak english, so I already knew the punch line.  I wonder if anyone will admit to not getting it right?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
oops. double post.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I remembered this one and the wife who couldn't speak english one too....very funny!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Boo, sounds like everybody knew about this silly joke, lol! Aaah, next time i'll target innocent little kids, but it wont be as fun, dammit!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here's on for you:

How come blind people don't skydive?

Because it scares the hell outta the dog.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Boo, sounds like everybody knew about this silly joke, lol! Aaah, next time i'll target innocent little kids, but it wont be as fun, dammit!

Uh, IG.........I hate to tell you this, but........Zoomba called me an old fart!

So that makes you a Innocent Little Kid!

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Shovelheat:
Here's on for you:

How come blind people don't skydive?

Because it scares the hell outta the dog.

Rrrrrriiiiiight!

Dr Guy:
Hehe, meeeeeh? INNOCENT?? Haha, okay then, i'm an angel (NOT)
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I didn't . . . um . . . get this right. I feel dumb.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

I didn't . . . um . . . get this right. I feel dumb

Dont even try to kid a kidder!  You got it right.  The Fazz is always right!!!!!

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was the dumbass who fell for it...hardy har har.....
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Boo, sounds like everybody knew about this silly joke, lol!
Not me.
I was sitting there trying to think how the blind man could pantomime a pair of sunglasses. Point to his eyes? Pretend to be blinded by the light and try to cover his eyes? I thought really hard about it, then I scrolled down. I'm so dumb.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Not me.
I was sitting there trying to think how the blind man could pantomime a pair of sunglasses. Point to his eyes? Pretend to be blinded by the light and try to cover his eyes? I thought really hard about it, then I scrolled down. I'm so dumb.


ROFL! No, just over analytical!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
^ that guy up there, well he missed it.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I didn't . . . um . . . get this right. I feel dumb.

The Fazz? THE FAZZ GOT THIS WRONG??? Pinch me to check if i'm dreaming!

I was the dumbass who fell for it...hardy har har.....

Hehe!

I was sitting there trying to think how the blind man could pantomime a pair of sunglasses. Point to his eyes? Pretend to be blinded by the light and try to cover his eyes? I thought really hard about it, then I scrolled down. I'm so dumb.

Hahaha! Yay! *so proud of myself* (pfff!)

#17 by Moderateman
Wednesday, May 25, 2005





^ that guy up there, well he missed it.

Heehee! Did you not?

Heh, dont know if all of you people who said you missed did so just to be nice to me! But thanks all the same
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
yer welcome kiddo, and yes I missed it, could not see the forest for the big fracking tree.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
could not see the forest for the big fracking tree.

Hahaha! Mwah! Here's a virtual BIG KISS for you to see clearly