I Got Into a Fight This Morning
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It was quite a brawl.
The lazy part of me wanted to sleep in this morning. The air was cool, everything was quiet, and it's not like I needed to go to work or anything, so I just wanted to lay in bed a while and enjoy being lazy.
The responsible part of me wanted to get up and greet the day. Why? So we fought about it for a while, the laziness in me demanding to be lazy and remain comfortably in bed while the responsible in me wanted to get up and get going.
We slugged it out for a while, but then my hip joined in and they ganged up on my lazy part. The hip was hitting below the belt.
The lazy part lost due to be ganged up on and I dragged my carcass out of bed, grumbling all the way.
It was quite a brawl.
The lazy part of me wanted to sleep in this morning. The air was cool, everything was quiet, and it's not like I needed to go to work or anything, so I just wanted to lay in bed a while and enjoy being lazy.
The responsible part of me wanted to get up and greet the day. Why? So we fought about it for a while, the laziness in me demanding to be lazy and remain comfortably in bed while the responsible in me wanted to get up and get going.
We slugged it out for a while, but then my hip joined in and they ganged up on my lazy part. The hip was hitting below the belt.
The lazy part lost due to be ganged up on and I dragged my carcass out of bed, grumbling all the way.
It was quite a brawl.
, especially the hip hitting below the belt....geez