The Freaking Frogs!

Can I get a frogectomy?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/05/11/france.pope.reut/index.html
from JoeUser Forums

My ancestors may have come over on the boat from France, and indeed, I am related to Napolean (so that is corsican I guess), but I am tired of their bool schid (as Moderateman says).

The latest?  Their idea of humor is to call Pope Benedict XVI "Adolph II" and that he is going to change the sign of the cross to "The Father, son and Third Reich".

Excuse me if I dont find that extremely in poor taste.  no, that is too mild. I find that extremely racist and bigoted!  And there is no taste about it! (for those on the far left that think a race is only black or brown; Gauls, Franks, Prussians, and Germans are all Disctinct RACES.)

I am so shocked and sickened for what passes as their version of humor, that I am seeking a renown doctor of ethnicity that can perform a gaulectomy on me!

I no longer want any french Blood coursing through my system.  It makes me sick to look at myself in the mirror.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ed. Note:  They named them selves well when they called themselves Gauls, cause they Gaul the rest of the world to death! 
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
"The Father, son and Third Reich".

Utterly disgusting! Even as a joke...
Seeing as the nazis were welcomed with open arms when they marched through Paris...the French should be the last to joke like that.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahhhh the great wide world of stupidity is alive and well.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I saw a documentary about a year ago that interviewed people in small French towns who boarded the Nazis, ate with them. The women talked about the handsome Germans they danced with. They waxed rhapsodic about the good old days, and seemed sad that they left.

I know that feeling wasn't shared by all or even a majority of the French, but I think it goes to show how "flexible" the French are. They are a people that can make a go of it in most situations. That would be admirable if it weren't for their hypocritical tendancy to berate the rest of the world for doing the same things they do.

To me, the only difference between many of their secularist policies and some Nazi ideals is an inherent lack of motivation. Chirac would grow a little moustache if it weren't for his total self-absorption. At least enriching himself and his friends is enough to keep him busy...
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
#4 by Manopeace
Wednesday, May 11, 2005





Ahhhh the great wide world of stupidity is alive and well.


and French


The sheer simplicity of this remark made it hilarious. First time I've laughed out loud in days. Thanks mano.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
The sheer simplicity of this remark made it hilarious. First time I've laughed out loud in days. Thanks mano


tickle tickle...
laughter is the best medicine my friend...I know that from first hand experience
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Utterly disgusting! Even as a joke...
Seeing as the nazis were welcomed with open arms when they marched through Paris...the French should be the last to joke like that.

maybe I am just too sensitive, but I find Nazi Humor about anyone, other than the originals to be in extremely poor taste, and when it is my own people, it sickens me.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ahhhh the great wide world of stupidity is alive and well.

This goes beyond stupidity.  it is just disgusting and shows how far the french have fallen.  I dont guess they had far to fall in the first place.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

I know that feeling wasn't shared by all or even a majority of the French, but I think it goes to show how "flexible" the French are.

I doubt that most people would call sucking up to conquerors being flexible.  But the french do find a way.

Chirac does not need a mustache.  His head is up Schroeder's poop chute so no one can see it anyway.

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

The sheer simplicity of this remark made it hilarious. First time I've laughed out loud in days. Thanks mano.

it did have a certain panache to it!  And We AMERICANS are not afraid of stealing words from other languages. 

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I didnt know about that, but it surely falls flat...

And DrGuy you can choose your friends but you cant choose your relatives. So if you're background is french (like me) there isnt much you can do about it... Just remember they make great cheese and wine, it could make you feel better about yourself
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
The French are southerners?


I am southern by birth and the grace of God. I am French by ancestry. French are not southerners. They dont have the class for it.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
The “guignols de l’information” always do stuff like that. They’ve done much worse things over the years. If only you knew what they say about Bush (and what they make his puppet do)...

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If you want to see part of it (they removed the worst parts...)
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
And DrGuy you can choose your friends but you cant choose your relatives. So if you're background is french (like me) there isnt much you can do about it... Just remember they make great cheese and wine, it could make you feel better about yourself


I know IG! And thanks. Thankfully, all mine (for the last 3 generations) have lived in the US. So while I still have some distant cousins over there, we are not close (an aunt has been doing geneology, so I know we about napolean and most of them come from the Nice area).

I hope I did not offend you. Like me, your ancestors got out of there. That is why we are so smart! The best did, n'est pas?
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
#13 by island_gurl12
Wednesday, May 11, 2005


What area of France are your ancestors from? If I find out we are cousins.........I am going to have to take that pin up down that I put up of you!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
The “guignols de l’information” always do stuff like that. They’ve done much worse things over the years. If only you knew what they say about Bush (and what they make his puppet do)...


JE, I know about their antics. And indeed, some of it is funny. I dont find their Bush stuff to be of this level as I know they hate him. C'est la Vie. But this just goes beyond everything. Sorry if an "I'm sorry" does not cut it this time.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Simon would like to take this opportunity, (since we all know that Brits despise the French more than anyone else--except the Welsh, and they don't count anyway) to invite you over for a free bleeding.

As for the gaulectomy, well...we've never done that before but we're always open to experimentation.

Bring your own bucket.


you tell Simon, that I will check in with my Welsh Doctor on it. Thanks for the offer, but VMBS has a better deal. At least my Blood will go for those in need!

And The Welsh will perservere! Your next king is the Prince of Wales! hehehehehehe
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I hope I did not offend you. Like me, your ancestors got out of there. That is why we are so smart! The best did, n'est pas?

haha! No you didnt offend me! I found the idea pretty funny (frogectomy!!heehee!) Yup my great great grand father was from Bretagne and my great great grand mother was from Alsace. My great grandmother was German. So you see, i get all the nasty blood, mwahahahaharrr....
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know what i'm gonna write an articel about it soon...
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
speaking of ancestory, my family nickname is heinz 57 [cause it originally had so many ingredients in it] I am French[from alsace-lorrain region btw], English[Manchester], Cherokee, Norwegian,Swedish[previous two from dads side,northern most regions], Irish[dublin area], Prussian[ related to baron Von Struben {could never get his name correct..},Dutch,German[hamburgh,also related to Baron Von Lange' ], Russian.....and some others that i can't even begin to spell........I found out that part of my family were prominent shippers/sailors in manchester and through out england....kinda cool....yep, Heinz 57 indeed
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pretty much just 3/4 Irish 1/4 Apache here so can't really make fun of anyone else's ancestry.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha! No you didnt offend me! I found the idea pretty funny (frogectomy!!heehee!) Yup my great great grand father was from Bretagne and my great great grand mother was from Alsace. My great grandmother was German. So you see, i get all the nasty blood, mwahahahaharrr....


--What was her name, did she know any one by the name of Hauser or Stadtfeld? [BTW,does anyone know where i could get biographical,hopefully detailed, on Alexander Stadfeld who composed "TO HAMLET" ? [I am related to him through one line, about 4 generations or so back]
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
MasonM


--Interesting, [no offense intended] kinda like i've wondered what a person who is part italian,latin, and african american[from where ever...] would look like...?