Are you pretending to be someone you're not??

Inspired by Ashlee Ryder's blog

from JoeUser Forums
Just out of curiosity I wanted to check out Carebear's blog. She mentioned something about a former blogger: ashlee ryder. I looked her up, not realizing what a dramatic mess would be presented in front of me. All I can say is WOW.....That girl had some serious problems.

Is it true that many people here on JU are not who they say they are??? If so, I want names!!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Are you pretending to be someone you're not??


Yes. I'm actually a 12 y.o. girl from Southwest Michigan. I'm really freaked about those hurtful lies that Justin is going to marry that wrinkly old Cameron Diaz skank. It's not true! It's not true! And I know it because someday Justin is going to marry me. And we're going to live in a big mansion on a beautiful hill on the Pacific Ocean, and have lots of little kids that will one day form their own boy/girl bands.

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAHAHA...we'll I'm a 13 year old boy...let's get together! lol
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'm a spy.  I volunteer to knit for people so I can get their information, then I use that to spy on them.  Im also a compulsive liar and a meddling wife. 

How's that for an alter-ego!

You know, I'm not smart enough to try and make up stuff about myself.  I have a hard enough time being who I am right now without trying to embellish myself...

 

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I admit, the pic of the guitar player on by blog is not really me...

This is a real picture of me! Link


Sorry for the deception! Can you ever forgive me?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nah, I'm pretty much just me, warts and all. It's too hard to just be myself, trying to be someone else would just be too much work.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
mm checks inside jeans ""yep I am male... looks at pubic hair,, grey,,, yep I am old.. looks at old pics.. yep thats me when young.

guess for the most part what I write is what you get kiddo.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dharma:
wow...a spy and a meddling wife all in one...very impressive

Parated:
Wow! a real, live cartoon! Say hello to your smiley face friends for me!

mason:
I agree...making up an alter ego is too much time and way too much thinking...I don't think I'm that talented.

Mod:
hehe...I just got a very funny visual

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't know who I really am, so I couldn't pretend to be me even if I wanted to. Although if you ask nicely (and provide plenty of reference material) I could pretend to be someone else.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Danny:
Everyone knows you are a hooker that's addicted to crack...just come clean!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Danny couldn't possibly be a crack whore! The computer would be the first thing sold for crack.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't pretend to be someone else. Though apparently some people mistake me for other things. Anyway, unless one of my multiple personalities types besides this one, I'm pretty sure everything is in line on my blog.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
MasonM:
Good point....hmm...danny...we need to think of a good alter ego for you!

NJ:
hehe..so how many personalities do you have?? Like Danny, we need to think of an alter ego for you too!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehe..so how many personalities do you have?? Like Danny, we need to think of an alter ego for you too!


Well...how about NJNomore? He's polite, well-behaved, has no interest in history, hates sarcasm, and is 100% gentleman. That's about as different from me as I can think of.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
NJ:
haha...I dunno...you've always been a gentleman on my blog, so it would be hard to picture you as an asshole. However, I think it's catchy. You can be the asshole womanizer.

Maybe Danny can be the 78 year old perverted grandma!

Where's Marcie??? She can be the filthy crack whore!!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha...I dunno...you've always been a gentleman on my blog


I guess my other personalities HAVE been blogging.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry for the deception! Can you ever forgive me?


Sigh... I'm in the same boat as Ted. I am truthful when I say I'm a country boy however, so here's me and the old lady: Link
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
NJ:
I'll keep it a secret!

Shovelheat:
Love it! hahah! you're wife is a sexy bitch!!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Shovel it's amazing, you look exactly as I had pictured you.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
mason:
isn't he so becoming??
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

I don't pretend to be someone else. Though apparently some people mistake me for other things. Anyway, unless one of my multiple personalities types besides this one, I'm pretty sure everything is in line on my blog.

HAH!  We really know you are a soviet spy sent to destablize the west!  No one can know that much about the presidents!

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Duh, babe. I live in Vegas and make $25K a year. I have to supplement my income somehow! You know I've got my naked fatass body on one of those baseball cards the people stand on the street and click...
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dr Guy:
good point! HE's out to get us all!

Marcie:
Sounds like you got it down to a science
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAH! We really know you are a soviet spy sent to destablize the west! No one can know that much about the presidents!


Grr, you've discovered my nefarious plot! Now I have to get back to my original assignment: take the west by storm with tap dance ability with the help of a gruff but caring personal trainer and a wacky, advice-giving bullfrog!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

take the west by storm with tap dance ability with the help of a gruff but caring personal trainer and a wacky, advice-giving bullfrog!

No! No! NO!  Not that!  How inhumane!  That is pure evil!  Gawwwww!  Take me from this world!  I cant stand another tap dance!!!!!!!

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
No! No! NO! Not that! How inhumane! That is pure evil! Gawwwww! Take me from this world! I cant stand another tap dance!!!!!!!


Muahahah! Now the west shall truly be won...as soon as I get my tap shoes back. I scuffed them earlier and had to get them buffed.