dharmagrl dharmagrl

I have a new friend.

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I have a new friend.

from JoeUser Forums

I have a new friend.

His name is Bob.

Bob's awesome. 

Bob takes care of my needs.  He doesn't complain.  He doesn't fall asleep at inopportune times.

He doesn't talk much, but that's okay. 

He's kind of cold, and he has a funny smell....but I can overlook that.

Bob has moved in whilst my husband's gone.  He's living in my bedroom.....

 

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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
What a great ad, btw.
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Dharm girl,
I want to tickle the soles of your feet until you go bezerk. Starting under your toes, then to the ball of you foot, then work your heels until you pee your pants. Then I would force you to watch your most intense sexual fantasy live right in front of you until you were so worked up you almost explode. What do you think of that girl ?????????.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Funny Man:
I think that you should take your foot fetish and your love of golden showers and go find someone who's into that...because I'm not.

Oh, and dont let the virtual door hit you on the ass as you leave, dude....