I have a new friend.

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I have a new friend.

His name is Bob.

Bob's awesome. 

Bob takes care of my needs.  He doesn't complain.  He doesn't fall asleep at inopportune times.

He doesn't talk much, but that's okay. 

He's kind of cold, and he has a funny smell....but I can overlook that.

Bob has moved in whilst my husband's gone.  He's living in my bedroom.....

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sounds like you had a good time at your party Say hi to Bob for me
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Yeah, I did....and Bob's not a very good listener, but I'll try.

Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
bob? battery operated boyfriend? that bob?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

MM: Yeah, thats my Bob....

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mod beat me to it.  I just recently learned about them from a bunch of horny single ladies!  And no, I did not pay them a visit!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Thursday, April 28, 2005MM: Yeah, thats my Bob....


my wife also has a bob but not the same bob you have.. yer gonna have to ask me what her bob is. heh
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, April 28, 2005Mod beat me to it. I just recently learned about them from a bunch of horny single ladies! And no, I did not pay them a visit!


thats only fair as you beat me many times to the same conclusion. gmta doc
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

gmta doc

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Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

yer gonna have to ask me what her bob is

Ok, what is her Bob?

gmta doc

Great Minds Think Alike.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
modman looking over shoulder,,,, its her Big Ol Butt.. heh heh and I call it that and live..
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

its her Big Ol Butt..

OOOOOH!  Well, I have one of those too....just ask Shovel...

You'll have to leave Bob at home when we leave for that island...

Hehe........you're a naughty, naughty man...

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
..."he has a funny smell"...

EWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
EWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!


No, not THAT kind of funny smell....LOL LOL

He smells a bit plasticy and rubbery......I have been assured that the more I clean him (with special dildo cleaner, no less) the faster the smell will go away....
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
*covers her virgin ears*

ACK!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
What is with wives and Bobs? My wife also has a special 'friend' called Bob. He lives in a box under the bed. He's quiet and generally unassuming but it doesn't take much to fire him up, apparently.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

He lives in a box under the bed. He's quiet and generally unassuming but it doesn't take much to fire him up, apparently.

That's exactly how my Bob is.  Always ready when I am, always faithful...clean, quiet and discreet.

 

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I thought Masha was back.... remember her?


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Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
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She was the queen of maturbation Doc... eventually banned for doing it publicly
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
You all must watch the following video. It is hillarious (and yes, it is SFW).

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The link is directly to the download (it is small, only 1.2 megs).
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

You all must watch the following video. It is hillarious (and yes, it is SFW).

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That's hilarious!!

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just about died laughing when I first saw it.