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As Florida continues to make its case as the state where the whole country's messed up sh*t comes out of, we see California, and San Francisco specifically, throw itself back in race. If the mayoral sideshow wasn't enough for you, have a look at Whore College.
The purpose of this is to teach the "ins and outs of prostitution," which apparantly is in demand since the Internet Bubble burst and unemployed Silicon Valley rejects had to sell themselves to survive.
I know y'all want them, so I'll list some of the courses to be offered:
1. Beauty Standards and Sex Work (or No Fat Chicks)
2. Do-It-Yourself Webcam (or Be a Slut from the Comfort of Your Home)
3. Safer Oral Sex Techniques (or How to Avoid Getting Poked in the Eye)
But here's the kicker: The "students" don't have to pass a final exam, because the "teacher" says she's "too liberal" to make them do that!!! Are you joking? You somehow manage to legally start a whore school, and the end result is not even gonna be a marked improvement in the quality of available prostitutes because you're "too liberal" to give a final exam? If I was a customer I'd be upset.
In other news, I would like to offer my services as a teacher's aide. But no fat chicks.
As Florida continues to make its case as the state where the whole country's messed up sh*t comes out of, we see California, and San Francisco specifically, throw itself back in race. If the mayoral sideshow wasn't enough for you, have a look at Whore College.
The purpose of this is to teach the "ins and outs of prostitution," which apparantly is in demand since the Internet Bubble burst and unemployed Silicon Valley rejects had to sell themselves to survive.
I know y'all want them, so I'll list some of the courses to be offered:
1. Beauty Standards and Sex Work (or No Fat Chicks)
2. Do-It-Yourself Webcam (or Be a Slut from the Comfort of Your Home)
3. Safer Oral Sex Techniques (or How to Avoid Getting Poked in the Eye)
But here's the kicker: The "students" don't have to pass a final exam, because the "teacher" says she's "too liberal" to make them do that!!! Are you joking? You somehow manage to legally start a whore school, and the end result is not even gonna be a marked improvement in the quality of available prostitutes because you're "too liberal" to give a final exam? If I was a customer I'd be upset.
In other news, I would like to offer my services as a teacher's aide. But no fat chicks.
You just can't make this stuff up can you!!! ;~D
