Guess What!! Im getting Married!!!
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Well a hearty congratulations to you and may you have a long future together. People say marriage can turn someone into a cynic. Trust me. It's not true. I've been married for over 8 years and look how I turned out. Hahahaha. Seriously, congrats and good luck. How long have you been together? How long was the engagement? Have either of you been married before? Either of you have any kids with anyone else? Do you have a will all planned out? Have you thought of having kids? About a trust fund for those kids?
It is still march 31st here! But thanks for an early one! Damn, now I have to come up with a good one.
| Damn, now I have to come up with a good one. |
You sure do Dr Guy! Looking forward to it
Hehe, i saw the title and i was like 'yeah right' but you still got me bro! Bwahahaha!!!!
| You sure do Dr Guy! Looking forward to it |
Ooohh! A challenge! Damn, now I have to think of something really good. I fear I will not be up to the task!
| 'yeah right' but you still got me bro! Bwahahaha!!!! |
Did anyone else get ya IG?
| A challenge! Damn, now I have to think of something really good. I fear I will not be up to the task! |
Dr Guy .... Im sure you will be
| I'd conceal that in my hand...be chatting someone up, feign a sneeze, and then open my fingers slightly to allow it to ooze.....HAHAHAHAH you should have seen the horrified looks! |
Yuck! That is disgusting! remind me never to shake your hand after a sneeze, 
| PB, this would have been soooo much better had you carried the ruse on for a bit, a pic of some dark haired drag queen in a wedding dress would have kicked ass! |
Hard thing is that we have our 1 april when it is still 31 march there for you guys!
and the green slime thing.. sounds like fun!
| remind me never to shake your hand after a sneeze, |
Wouldnt you just wanna lick it!
| I've actually had people RUN AWAY..... |
LOL that's funny!LW you should give em a kiss!
| Wouldnt you just wanna lick it! |
While that stuff she talks about is completely non-toxic, it feels like snot, looks like snot and is ooogggie!
You can try it, I will pass!
Hey, I want to be a bridesmaid! Or, will that be groomsmaid because there's no bride?
Hmmm..how does that work, P? Is one of you the bride? Or are you both grooms?
Hmmm..how does that work, P? Is one of you the bride? Or are you both grooms?
Excellent! LW as Best man in Leather and Myrr as Bridesmaid in Taffeta! 
| Excellent! LW as Best man in Leather and Myrr as Bridesmaid in Taffeta! |
Now THAT is really kinky! Although LW in leather might be nice to see.
Plus 4 inch heels for everyone!
You got me phoenix! That's a good one!
You got me phoenix! That's a good one!
| Plus 4 inch heels for everyone! |
Who's wearing the heels? Please tell me it's LW and NOT myrr. That would ruin the image I have of him as an "educated" reneck!
PB,
I'd be happy to perform the ceremony if ya need a minister. Not sure about my credentials in Oz, but they say if you check "jedi" on the census forms, it's an official religion...hehehe.
PB getting married, me a Democrat, who'da thunk it? Maybe next, SPM will take a vow of celibacy.
I'd be happy to perform the ceremony if ya need a minister. Not sure about my credentials in Oz, but they say if you check "jedi" on the census forms, it's an official religion...hehehe.
PB getting married, me a Democrat, who'da thunk it? Maybe next, SPM will take a vow of celibacy.
| you'd better have an alcohol-free reception or hire some bad-assed bouncers. |
If'n you don't need my services as minister, I'd be happy to apply for the bouncer position (I'm sure I can handle LW and dharma, but my abilities as far as myrrander are concerned depend largely on the veracity of the rumours as to his vulnerability to the "purple nurple".)
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