Daily list of Whacked Headlines

"Document: Bin Laden Evaded U.S. Forces"--headline, Associated Press, March 22

We need a document to know that?

"Rice Porridge Ritual Predicted Major Quake in Japan"--headline, Agence France-Presse, March 21

Damn our new Sec. or State has a lot of talents!

"Light Spotted From Beyond Solar System"--headline, Associated Press, March 22

I thought that was what we called stars??????

"Church to Play Next 'Spider-Man' Villain"--headline, FoxNews.com, March 22

And people still try to claim that Hollywood is not anti-religion!