Why Don't Cows Smell Like Leather?

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Why Don't Cows Smell Like Leather?

Just a random, odd thought I had as I passed a Wilson's Leather Shop yesterday.



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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
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maybe its because living creators tend to smell crappy while dead treated ones smel like... leather???
:/
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
It has to do with the tanning process. And "live" animals don't get tanned.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
as in wilson's house of suede n leather? they're still in business?

as far as the tanning process goes, tanneries smell like a lotta stuff but fine corinthian leather aint on that list.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

as in wilson's house of suede n leather? they're still in business?


Wilson's been in business since God made Moses and they'll be around till the second coming. Your right about the smell. But if it wasn't for tanneries, corinthian leather wouldn't smell as good as it does. Tanneries *stink* to high heaven but the finished product doesn't smell bad.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
And "live" animals don't get tanned


HAHA! Not even if they stand in the sun for a while?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAHA! Not even if they stand in the sun for a while?

lol! That's a nasty thread!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

HAHA! Not even if they stand in the sun for a while?

*rim shot*

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
And "live" animals don't get tanned.


Pigs do, if they're in the sun for long enough...

Sorry Dr, I couldn't resist!

I dunno why, Chip...but I think that the doc's on the right track.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Speaking of cows:

What can a cow do that a woman can't?

stand in water up to her tits without getting her but wet!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
stand in water up to her tits without getting her but wet!


Unless we're standing on our hands...

Er. That probably deserves greywar's *rimshot* rating, if not an all-out *airball.*

Sorry. I'll go away now.

-A.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bulls smell of Old Spice, cows smell of Lavendar water and pigs smell with their nose...

@ Shovelheat