His Name is greywar... He Lives On the Second Floor...

An absence from bachelorhood, and friends left behind

February 23, 2005 11:32 PM from

Background: greywar has some apartment sitters lined up while he's out of country. One has moved in already, the other is going to move in soon. The one who hasn't moved in stopped by this weekend to check the place out.

The encounter, paraphrased: "So, this is the apartment, huh? Okay. Say, I sure am thirsty. I wonder what's in grey's fridge."

"Two things to drink: Franzia box wine and a bottle of Old Crow."

Yeah, that's grey's fridge alright.

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Reply #1 February 24, 2005 6:25 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

since the flavors are not improved by chilling,

I find my tongue is deadened by chilling though! Nice to see they are keeping up the high standard of living I had there.

Reply #2 February 24, 2005 7:20 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Nice to see they are keeping up the high standard of living I had there.

I'm pretty sure that's just stuff that was left over from when you left. Egregious probably did away with the Crow by now; the story he told was from Sunday. (He refuses to drink box wine, though.)

Reply #3 February 24, 2005 7:51 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

(He refuses to drink box wine, though.)

Thats just because he uses box wine to wash the taste out his mouth after "Truck Stop Night".

Reply #4 January 30, 2006 4:59 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

damn, that bastard is still drinking crow? I thought he would have stopped after i wrestled him to his underwear in the parking lot of my old apartment

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