BREAKING NEWS--- NEW FESTIVAL LAUNCHED!!!!

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BREAKING NEWS---- BREAKING NEWS---- THE JJEDI REPUBLIC HAS DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE EURO EMPIRE---- DUE TO BUROCRATIC ISSUES IN THE EURO SIDE THE WAR HAS BEEN DELAYED-- NO MATTER THAT THE JEDIS ARE MOVING FORWARD--- 3 PM EASTERN TIMES WE WILL HAVE A TOURNAMENT DEDICATED TO REPAINT THE EURO SHIPS STRANDED IN THE BORDER WITHOUT FUEL--- SO BRING YOUR PAINT GUNS AND CHHOSE YOUR OWN TARGET--- 500BC FOR SMALL SHIPS---1000BC FOR MIDDLE SIZE SHIPS AND BIG SHIPS ARE FREE OF CHARGE!!!! SO COME AND JOIN THE REDNECKS JEDIS AND THEIR COUSINS THE REDNECK PIRATES OF THE GROSS EMPIRE IN THIS NEW FESTIVAL!!! EURO SHIPS WILL BE AUCTIONED AFTER THE FESTIVAL LOL LOL LOL :D BRING YOUR OWN TOW SHIPS TO PULL THEM AWAY WITH YOU--- THEIR ENGINES ARE LACKING PARTS AND OTHER INSTRUMENTS THAT WERE TAKEN AWAY BY THE EVIL EMPIRE SPIES THAT WE SO WELL PAID!!!
LOL LOL LOL :D
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
"spies from the Evil Empire" we will not comment on this. only to say the fabled Death Crawlers do not exist and are definitely not part of the Evil Empire. Nor would we publicly admit to assisting another empire during the time of war. Regardless of the money offered (bids of =10,000 credits, or 5000 torian slaves accepted). Admiral we require a QUIET word with you over our non-disclosment agreement! >:(

~SDC~
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Quick question: why all the shouting? (Capitalization)

Do you believe that is enhancing the reach of your message?


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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
It is the excitment!!!!! Sorry Lord Megatron, was my mistake, 25000 Torians slaves have been delivered to you as we speak. :sniff!:
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
Glad to hear that you are sorry.

Now that we have defeated your weakened ally, Gross, you had better treat us with more respect.
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
Marquesa - may i please remind you that the Evil Empires Death Crawlers (even if they existed) were NOT a part of this empire war (~~~~Cough~~~~). and the 5000 new torian slaves you just received were a GIFT from the jedi's and definitley not any form of payment for services rendered. ;)
~SDC~

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