There Is Another Stinkin' Tree On My Lawn

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Got up this morning and went out to my car for PT. There was another Christmas tree on my lawn. I actually had to look away and blink my eyes before I confirmed, that yes indeed, there was another stinkin' tree on my lawn. I was more amazed than angry at first. I just stared at it in disbelief for a minute. I also double checked for a "Central tree collection point" sign. Nope. None of that.

I am still a llitle annoyed over the last tree that was dumped on my lawn. And there's really nothing I can do about either of them. Can't prove who did it. I'd be silly to go door to door asking about it. About the only thing I can do is let it sit there until tomorrow and hope the garbage truck picks it up. Then call the housing office and complain if they don't.

Dirtbags.



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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
That would be rather annoying, why go through all the trouble carrying the tree to your house?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Seems strange that people would dump their Christmas trees on your lawn. And who keeps one until February anyway? Strange things are afoot my dear Watson.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bro, I'd drag that thing to the middle of the street, saturate it in lighter fluid, and creating a burning roadblock in protest. I'm sure whoever did it would get the idea that you weren't happy....
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
How annoying! Put a big sign out there, "This area is under survellience", that might put a stop to them in the future.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
How annoying! Put a big sign out there, "This area is under survellience", that might put a stop to them in the future.


Yeah, or just one of those security company signs. Or get a chipper and shoot it out all over your neighbors' lawns. Or get a "beware of very large rotteweiler" sign. Razor wire? Land mines? Put a dummy in the upstairs window with part of a pipe sticking out so it looks like a gun barrel.

Uhh, I'm out.

-A.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey let them be! It takes HARD work to be lazy!

After all, they had to drag it all way too your home instead of just putting it in car and going to dump.



Jeez. Stupidity knows no bounds. Btw, this post is mostly joke.