Tiger Bites Man

Darwinism wins

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Imagine the following scenario:

Idiot goes to the zoo.

Idiot happens on the tiger cage.

Idiot climbs fence, approaches tiger exhibit, reaches hand in.

Idiot gets bitten.

And now, to test for rabies, they might have to kill the tiger, which happens to be one of only 800 left in the world? No. This moron damn well better volunteer himself for the rabies shot, because there is no reason that an animal should die for a person's stupidity.

Kill the tiger? Kill the idiot! There is something to be said for natural selection. Are genes that predispose the individual to approach tiger cages meant to survive? I think not.


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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kill the idiot!  Let Darwin reign supreme!  Anyone that stupid is too stupid to live!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
What a dumbass!!!! Because of his stupidity the tiger should be euthanised? That's UNFAIR!

And no one witnessed what happened, so who says it's not a stupid prank?

He should just get the rabbie shots if he wants to feel safe, but dont kill the tiger. If there are feces it's for a purpose (as in 'stay away from the animals') GGrrrrrr!!! What a moron!!!!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kill the idiot! Let Darwin reign supreme! Anyone that stupid is too stupid to live!


Couldn't have said it better myself. All you need is a balcony and a throng of rabid supporters. (aren't I punny?)

If there are feces it's for a purpose (as in 'stay away from the animals') GGrrrrrr!!! What a moron!!!!


Yes, the purpose of feces is to extract waste from the body...hehehe sorry I couldn't resist.

But back on track, it really upsets me when people blatantly ignore safety precautions and then honestly believe that the animal did something wrong.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am not suprised anymore by the stupidity of people.. maybe this moron should be behind a fence with the warning posted.. dumb human approach at your own risk, bet you won't see tigers climbing his cage to pet him. lol
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Please someone make this man get a vasectomy - he's too stupid to breed!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
dumb human approach at your own risk, bet you won't see tigers climbing his cage to pet him. lol


Don't see why anyone, of any species, would want to pet him. And they shouldn't be allowed to, either.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes, the purpose of feces is to extract waste from the body...hehehe sorry I couldn't resist.

Ooops!! i guess i was too unnerved to type properly...
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Couldn't have said it better myself. All you need is a balcony and a throng of rabid supporters. (aren't I punny?)

 

Ohhhhh!  That gets a double groan!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's a bit irrational. Some humans destroy a lot in this world, and yet they still come first because we get to choose. The tiger has no say in it. That's too bad.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

That's a bit irrational. Some humans destroy a lot in this world, and yet they still come first because we get to choose. The tiger has no say in it. That's too bad.

Maybe it is time we let Darwinism takes it course and let idiots just kill themselves.  A century ago, there would be no outcry or call for the tiger's death.  Just hamburger for a hungry cat.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
A century ago, there would be no outcry or call for the tiger's death. Just hamburger for a hungry cat.


I can't even believe there is a consideration for the cat's death now.

You wanted to touch the kitty, moron. Now just take the huge needles to the gut and everything will be fine.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

I can't even believe there is a consideration for the cat's death now.

You wanted to touch the kitty, moron. Now just take the huge needles to the gut and everything will be fine.

Yea buttt..

Dont you hate that?  Are they not really going to put the Cat to sleep to test for Rabies?  I sure as hell hope not!  Hey!  I love Tigers, to look at! I still have all 10 (12? mutant?) digits!

Thanks for this one.  It shows that sensible people still have a lot in common.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe it is time we let Darwinism takes it course and let idiots just kill themselves. A century ago, there would be no outcry or call for the tiger's death. Just hamburger for a hungry cat.


Heck, I'd let them. I mean it's better than every day's news where people try to kill themselves and the better solution for it is if they do it while driving a bus with other people in it. The world is overpopulated anyway.