I CAN'T want to.
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My son has recently started saying, " I CAN'T want to!" when he is faced with the unpleasantries of life, such as naptime or eating green vegetables.
I love that. "I CAN'T want to." Not, I DON'T want to, but I CAN'T. I know how he feels. "Oh, you want me to stop playing and having fun so I can take a nap? So sorry, mom. I would really, truely like to help you out here but I just can't."
I think that is a phrase I should start using...." Oh you want me to pay that bill? So sorry, I just can't want to. Have a nice day!"

I love that. "I CAN'T want to." Not, I DON'T want to, but I CAN'T. I know how he feels. "Oh, you want me to stop playing and having fun so I can take a nap? So sorry, mom. I would really, truely like to help you out here but I just can't."
I think that is a phrase I should start using...." Oh you want me to pay that bill? So sorry, I just can't want to. Have a nice day!"